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It makes me happy and sad that 14 members is the most people I've seen online in a while

normal players:
"Oh they have stamp? pfffft lmao nice special, try using it, go on we'll see how that goes lol"

tent players:
"Oh god they have stamp."

If my math is right (it very well may not be) it should be pretty doable to get to A+ by the end of the season. 11 points doesn't seem like much on paper. But I did play for nearly two hours yesterday and only came out +3 points in the positive so.. I dunno. Regardless, I think having manageable numbers to chase each day will help motivate me.

This is really spontaneous but I have decided to form a Splatoon team! If anyone is interested I have a post about it. DM me with Squidboards if anyone has any questions. I'm going to wait a few days before posting the invite publicly because I would rather have Squidboards people on the team then completely random people.

hey, we have a tournament on June 8th and since your the Co-captain you do have to come to it

Yay! I finally found a place for my Agent 8 sticker set I impulse bought.

instead of working today i am going to build a blanket fort in the very blanket-fort-able new undertow tunnel area and sleep there

haven't touched the sloshine since the fire rate nerf but i'm dedicated to get better at it because it's fun to play

nicky77 hasn't posted in a really long time...

did we bully the ai off the website

I went back to splatoon after a small break, only to play X battles and get essentially obliterated by a 96 gal deco I fought over and over. I lost about 80 points, I'm taking another break :')

I went 26/3 with Jr. in a scrim. That felt good

Edit: Why is this my most successful post

!!!not sponsored!!!

pls join rock banned 1! there are money prizes, and its a gimmick tournament where each team bans a weapon for that match! they need as much people as possible!

Have you wondered what General Anemone looks like? Here's him with all four of his tentacles behind him as something he does as a very high-ranking member of his army:

shoutouts to project RAT for the killer wail W!!

currently making a simulation of the anarchy battle rank system, will make a thread about it tomorrow. also does anyone know if its possible to rank down a sub-rank (i.e. A+ A)?

i have been missing out on profile posts the whole time i been on this site

im starting to play chargers a lot more, i forgot how fun they are. specifically splat and squiffer though, i dont like the other ones because they are too slow or it’s PENCILLL AAAAA I HATE PENNNCILLLL!!!!!!! or it’s goo tuber which… what is a goo tuber? is that a leaked new weapon or something i never seen it in a splatoon

vitamin e pills are tasty

The Painbrush is a giant makeup brush. Makeup is for beauty and beauty is pain. That's why it's called the Painbrush.