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freind me on chess.com https://link.chess.com/friend/8IqV46

The frequency of S+ badge players I come across in my A- lobbies is a little boggling but I'm going to choose to believe that I'm getting matched with them because matchmaking thinks I belong there C:

vslosh is funky

Wait a minute I just realised those wacky korean comps from world champs were literally the Squidboards comp™. Those would be our dumb comps if we participated lmao

Like they had machine from isaac, dapples nouveau from a pre-divorce catalyst, junior from masked katz, tent from yours truly, and tetra from whichever tetra main was available that day lol

I can't believe we didn't root for Korea actually :')

HOW BIG IS THIS UPDATE

I think “imgonnagetyouback” might be my favorite from the Tortured Poets Department.

hey squidboards it's been a bit LMAO sorry bout that . I've been cooking up some ocs recently so maybe I can show them off at some point

My very first Splatoon SFM, featuring Agent 3 and his girlfriend:

I remember procrastinating these forever, because I spent a lot of time drawing the bows only to realise that I did it completely wrong lmao. This is why I only drawing splatlings, folks

I love how overall we have a good variety of mains on this site, everyone seems to specialize in a different weapon, but for some reason we got a bunch of tetra dualies and hydra splatling mains SPECIFICALLY.

Like not splattershot mains, or wiper mains, or 52 gals or whatever, no. Tetra and Hydra, nothing else

Today is the first time I played x rank in a while and I remembered why I stopped playing it. It’s so infuriating and rage inducing and I don’t have this problem with series battles only x battles. I think I’m going to stop before I die of a heart attack due to high blood pressure. But at the same time I kind of don’t want to stop because I want to push myself to the limit maybe it just a mentality thing who knows.

Breaking news: Local Tetra Player Actually Throws A Clam In The Basket, details at 9

a Fun™ thing about anxiety is that literally even the most normal thing feel like a world-altering event. i'm currently struggling to make an fa post ????????

Where is my Undertow POLE Nintendo?

whenever somebody's current status here is "engaged in conversation" i always manage to misread it as saying "enraged in conversation"

hey follow me on duolingo

lol

Please do not hand me a power clam. I will just panic and freeze and be afraid of everything until I can get rid of it

So, if you really hate Shiver, then this SFM might be very satisfying:


Explanation: Both Shiver and Frye bullied Big Man, but Frye lost another Splatfest while Shiver won again, so Frye was safe from the octo brothers while Shiver wasn't.

it seems the only way i can manage tilt rn is by being in vc with people while playing. if only i had people to be in vc with lmao