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L-3 Nozzlenose D

L-3 Nozzlenose D


The best, yet humble L-3
Its always coming with me
I first throw a bomb
then like in 'nam
Follow up with a nice spree

This is the basis of shooting
A statement not worth refuting
If it must be done quick
Do a bomb flick
Then start ink diluting.

When pushing the button you fire 3 shots
The time this takes in action is lots
So if you need to go
'cause they're setting you aglow
Use a bomb instead, you clutz

But how do you charge your special so fast?
Kraken comes out and is built to last
So to set my opponents a-sinking
I use efficiency inking
to perform a Giant squid blast!

So what is efficiënt? you might say
Well, shoot straight ahead, it's okay
And if you encounter some things
Like a cushion with wings
Shoot over it, make a play

Now you are neigh unstoppable.
Your teammates will think you unswappable
The woomy is yours
They'll praise you in scores
And any excess will be droppable​
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WiseSquid
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This limerick was so very helpful
Giving 4 stars or less is just mental
I'll give it a 5
So that you can strive
To actually make something helpful

BOOM ROASTED

Jk this was actually really fun to read, thanks for the laugh. :P
WiseSquid
WiseSquid
I'm afraid you' re allready passed your prime
You see, your limerick does not rhyme
Its a thing most sad
That your roast was so bad
And you cant use the same words, you slime

I to am only joking
there is no need to go soaking
In a see of cold bitter rage
because its better to be a sage
then of high blood pressure, croaking
A Haiku:

Squids ignore the Nose
They think not of its power
Until I splat them
10/10 most helpful limerick.
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