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Maybe it's because I'm low tier, but I had so many team wipes due to Glowflies today... Is packing some bug repellant oil in with our equipment really that much to ask?
Match 1, Turf Wars, Moray Towers
They somehow inked all the way from their spawn point up to halfway up our tower in the time it took us to get to that point, and we weren't slow by any means. Fairly certain either cheating or witchcraft were involved.
Match 2, same
My team consisted of a...
PSA: When you see a teammate being cornered by 2 others right in front of you... don't just stand there!
Also, camping is bad. Camping when the other team had a disconnect is just mean.
They're 1 below quota, bosses everywhere. Debbie takes an egg, swims toward the basket, jumps over a Maws and onto a ledge, keeps going for the basket- TOUCHDOWN!
I hope you do too. If all blasters had that fire rate, I'd actually use them in other modes. May the Random Number Gods show you mercy and not give you the same weapon for 2 waves out of each match... *grumble*
The Dynamo Roller's swing speed is disgustingly awful. Please stop giving it to me, Random Number Gods....
Update: NO THE LUNA BLASTER IS NOT AN ACCEPTED SUBSTITUTE.
Hindsight says I did something stupid. My apologies. Now back to your regularly scheduled salt dumping.....
I should probably start doing that considering how often I'm ignored when playing egg guard. Doesn't help that a sad number of people seem to be unaware of "this way" and such in general....
Sorry to dredge this back up, especially since you clearly meant well, but as someone who falls under the LGBT umbrella, I don't feel that I can ignore it. First off, please stop assuming we all have the same feelings and experiences. If you or someone you know is annoyed when straight couples...
Just finished a Salmon Run er, run, where I spent the entire last wave guarding about 5 eggs (with the stupid Luna Blaster again) and using "over here". I was ignored. We lost by one egg. I died a little inside.
Dear Random Number Gods,
Stop giving me the Luna Blaster in Salmon Run! My beloved Jet Squelcher is right there on the list! Have mercy!
You see, when a charger and a regular shooter love each other very much....
Callie > Pearl > Marie = Marina
What can I say, I like the silly, upbeat, enthusiastic types. Marie and Marina are great at snarky responses, but Callie can make me laugh without a setup at all. Even during Splatoon 2's single player, she still manages to have her humorous moments.
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