Recent content by Dog King

Team fantasy all the way! From LoTR, to mythology, to good ol' D&D, how could I chose anything else? I'll raise my sword any day to fight for Fantasy!

That's too relatable. "Hey guys, I'm warning you about the Splattershot that just flanked us!" Moments later, our team has been wiped. Does nobody listen to 'Ouch'!?

It's so good. Whether you're using the bubbles as a distraction or offensively, they do absolute wonders. Plus, you don't even have to pop them right away, they'll just go bouncing around spreading puddles until you or a teammate gets to it (or an enemy...or they dry up after awhile). Plus, I...

It's time! The bubble blowing beauty is here! Yes, the Forge Splattershot Pro is live! Pro mains rejoice!

No, they were just showing off the new Shifty Station layout and how Manta Maria looks during splatfest. The maps are still gonna rotate.

Speaking of the central mast, someone ambushed me using it, jumping down from above me and landing on the grates. It was so cool (even if I was a little salty when it first happened) that I should honestly try it myself! The center of the stage is just such a fun place to battle!

Yeah, the fast route is really scary. My team took it one time, and boy, I beat the enemies were salty!

Huh, you're right. I must have been thinking of the regular slosher. My mistake!

This just in, Tri Slosher has been nerfed! It's slosher now do 62 damage instead of 70! Hey, it's something.

No Aerospray, I'm tired of the thing in turf war and Rainmaker! More than one of them is almost an automatic win in turf war! Obviously, it's awful in all other conditions and it's so over saturated in tbis game I refuse to use it.

So, I just faces team Olives (Dude's team) Fuzzy. Let's just say he carried the opposing team and obliterated ours. His skill was actually scary!

Ok, in the game I just played on Sturgeon Shipyard, the rainmaker glitched into the map after the enemy team pushed it to 85. For the rest of the match, it was stuck there, and there was nothing we could do about it. We lost the match and my rank meter cracked because it thought I did awful not...

Man, I can't wait for the Bella and the new Dualies Squelchers! Ink armor on a far range weapon!? They're gonna be insanely good in a supportive role and I will happily fill that niche!

Completely this. The Dualie Squelchers just feel like home. Point sensor is perfect for pin pointing evasive enemies for me or my team, the tentamissles are by far my favorite special, and utilizing the dodge roll both offensively and defensively is amazing. I can't say I've gotten to S+ with...

I struggled my way into S in splat zones, only to get hurried back into A+ after a brutal losung streak. I'm still trying to get over it!