Bamboozler Mk III

[WiseSquid]

WiseSquid submitted a new guide:

Bamboozler Mk III - A limerick

With this they'll place medals on your chest
There is only one great test.
Do you know how to aim?
If not then that's a shame
You will never be the best

Damage up is what you want
Some bomb range to Simon Belmont
Maybe some ink recovery or savor
Which will turn you in favor
to do what the other squids can't

Never fully charge your gun
Use a half charge son,
Then do a little tap tap tap
To splat the poor sap
And get the bad squids on the run

I cannot stress this enough
Learning to half...

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[Wishbone]

I do agree with much you say
However I think Mach ll is the way
Sure burst bombs and ink strikes are quite nice
But I'm not sure if they can pay the price
When compared to disrupters and echolocation
I don't see a competition

The burst do compliment it nicely
And even though disrupters can be dicey
I think the bamboozler works better
When used with something that just works better
Sure the ink strike can be helpful

But is doesn't help when you can't find what you're looking for
Have their location and slow 'em down too
And it's an easier kill than throwing two bombs and praying for precision
However I am just some guy on the Internet
And use what you think works better

 

[SuperLuigi231]

I like your poems very much.

 

[WiseSquid]

I do agree with much you say
However I think Mach ll is the way
Sure burst bombs and ink strikes are quite nice
But I'm not sure if they can pay the price
When compared to disrupters and echolocation
I don't see a competition

The burst do compliment it nicely
And even though disrupters can be dicey
I think the bamboozler works better
When used with something that just works better
Sure the ink strike can be helpful

But is doesn't help when you can't find what you're looking for
Have their location and slow 'em down too
And it's an easier kill than throwing two bombs and praying for precision
However I am just some guy on the Internet
And use what you think works better

The burst bombs allow for better motion
It is not a strange notion
That you get bogged down in ink
So you lob down a bomb without needing to think
This is why they inspire such devotion

The mk2 is a bit of a sniper
While the mk3 is more of a viper
the mk2 stays on top of walls
the mk3 makes house calls
The mk3 needs you to be hyper

The mk3 requires more skilll
but in return a quicker kill
And to be a little crass
I agree, the inkstrike is ***
But you compensate with shear force of will

 

[Wishbone]

Even though you may be a wise squid
I think that you should still think of the kid
Although yes I would say the bamboozler series
Has the biggest learning spike in the game
I think the nerf with only throwing two
Burst bombs is a little bit much
And if the nerf had never come out
I would say it is superior in about half the situations

However that day has come
And we as squids must adapt
And yes I will say, that the Mach ll is more of a sniper
You can play it as a "viper" (I'm assuming aggressively)
But I am quite happy we can agree
That the ink strike doesn't compliment it at all
And you put a lot more time into rhyming than me