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And that is the story of Marina's birth.Marcel was working at the St. Cuttlefish hospital that morning, when he was alerted with a surprise. Nurse Bobtail came rushing through the door with his pregnant wife, who's legs and shoes were soaked.
"Your water broke?!" Marcel shouted. "But--but you're not due for another two weeks!"
"That's what I thought, too," Stephanie said, hyperventilating. "This baby wants to come out NOW."
Marcel rushed Stephanie onto a wheelchair and rolled her to one of the rooms. Nurse Bobtail rushed after. The room had Squidmas decorations, due to it being December. He plopped her onto the bed and told her to do her breathing. Marcel washed his hands and put on some sterile gloves.
"At last," Stephanie sighed. "I've been waitin' for this for nine months!"
After a while, Marcel told Stephanie to push. Stephanie pushed as instructed, and she was sweaty with a vein bulging on her head. She yanked Nurse Bobtail by her arm and squeezed her hand as hard as she could. Bobtail screamed because her hand was being crushed, and Stephanie was screaming because she was giving birth.
After 30 minutes of Stephanie screaming and pushing, the baby girl was finally born. Stephanie let out a sigh of relief. But something was wrong. The baby wasn't crying. Marcel suctioned the baby Inkling's beak, and after a 15 second delay, the baby realized she was out of the womb, then started crying. "Phew," Marcel sighed. He handed the baby to Nurse Bobtail, who detached the baby from her mother by clamping the umbilical cord, while Marcel removed the umbilical cord from Stephanie. The baby was only three pounds.
After Marcel and Bobtail tested the baby and measured her, she could finally be with her mother. She stopped crying.
"What should we name 'er?" Stephanie asked. All three of them started thinking of names.
"Seashell?"
"No. Tori?"
"Naw. Marcie?"
"Nope."
Just then, Nurse Bobtail thought of another name. She asked, "How about 'Marina'?"
"Marina," Stephanie exclaimed. "That's a beautiful name!" Marcel happily agreed.
Nurse Bobtail got out her tripod and put the camera on a timer. She and the couple smiled, and a shutter went off.
After taking pictures, Marcel smiled at the baby. He said, "Welcome to the world, Marina."
Marina smiled back.
*sigh...* Let me guess. It starts with "W" and ends in 'oomy". -_-You just reminded me of the splatastic thing I did instead of crying when I was first born.
...Nope.
I took a crap.
Then I woomied.
I was talking about the fact that you pooped when you were born. That is TMI. There are certain things you need to keep to yourself.Come on, we all know you're secretly happy about my weird posts. There's no point in pretending like they disturb you anymore.