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Corrupt a Wish

Hierp

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Basically, on person gives out a wish, and the next person explains how it could backfire for them. Example:
-Person 1: I wish for eternal life
-Person 2: Granted, but you have to spend it with your least favorite person. I wish for unlimited dogs.
-Person 3: Granted, but they overrun your house and kick you out, if you are spared from being their slave that is.
And so on. I'll start with...

I wish for a years supply of donuts.
 

jp4464

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Granted.

However, FLUDD's suffering from severe spray-ectile dysfunction, so it's fairly difficult for him to spray ink/water.

I wish for extremely swole muscles.
 

Inkie

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Your wish has been granted, but at a price. Jp's Muscles become so swole that he now unable to move his body.

I wish for a talking heap of lettuce.
 

PikaThePikachu

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Granted. However, this heap of lettuce will never say nice things about you and spread rumors behind your back.

I wish to obtain superhuman abilities.
 

Noventia

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Granted, but your abilities are limited to flying an inch above the ground.

I wish to not have a corrupt wish
 

Homer Fanboy

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Granted, but now you don't get any wish at all.

I wish for Splatoon-themed paint ball arenas opened up in multiple locations across the world.
 

Lochy

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Granted but the government soon finds out about your character being real and then takes him/her away to induct tests on them.

My wish is to have unlimited wishes!
 

Noventia

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Granted, but you can only wish for fart jokes.

I wish to have a copy of splatoon
 

Wrog

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>no wish

I wish i can post without a cooldown.
I forgot the wish *facedesk*
Granted, but it takes you five minutes to type one letter.
I wish that I could be level 20 on Splatoon.
 

Marigi174

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I forgot the wish *facedesk*
Granted, but it takes you five minutes to type one letter.
I wish that I could be level 20 on Splatoon.
Sure, but it means nothing in ranked battles.

I wish I was a Furret
 

Indy Wolfy

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Granted, you'll be captured by some abusive 10 year old and get rekt in all your battles.

I wish animals can walk and talk like the old Disney movies
 

Wrog

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Granted, you'll be captured by some abusive 10 year old and get rekt in all your battles.

I wish animals can walk and talk like the old Disney movies
Granted, but they take over the earth and torture every human to death over months.

I wish that I could think of a different wish.
 

Marigi174

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Sure, but that isn't possible if you never state what your wish was in the first place.

I wish I were a real boy
 

Wrog

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Granted, but you cannot control it or see it at all. All it is is your universe.

I wish I could turn into a cat at any moment and turn back into a human.
 

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