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Corrupt a Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Trishula, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. Trishula

    Trishula Inkling

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    Hello fellow SquidKids!

    I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite forum games; Corrupt a Wish.
    The game is simple, here's an example. We have Kids A and B, posting. Please quote the Squid you're commenting under.

    A: I wish I had a million coins!

    B: Granted, but now the police are now after you because they suspect you've altered pennies into quarters!

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    You can make your wishes and corruptions as simple or as complex as you want, just please follow the rules! :^)

    Let's start things off simply.

    I wish the Rosalina Amiibo wasn't an exclusive, making it hard to obtain.
     
  2. TheJukeBox

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    @Trishula "I wish the Rosalina Amiibo wasn't an exclusive, making it hard to obtain."

    Granted, but the Amiibo becomes discontinued entirely.
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    I wish Nintendo would ship every new game they made to me so I wouldn't have to buy as much.
     
  3. SilverEra

    SilverEra Inkling Cadet

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    Granted, but every "new" game they'd made are mostly rehashes after rehashes, making all of them
    repetitive and boring.

    I wish I was an Inkling.
     
  4. Venomania

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    Granted, but since you are now the only real life Inkling, you have been taken by the government for experimentation.


    I wish the Amiibo scalpers were forever stopped.
     
  5. SilverEra

    SilverEra Inkling Cadet

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    Granted, buuuuut instead of scalping amiibos, they will forever scalp one of your favorite things that you really like to collect.


    I wish I was a voice actor.
     
  6. FunkyKapu615

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    granted but you get a very poor paycheck

    I wish I was a tomato
     
  7. SilverEra

    SilverEra Inkling Cadet

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    Granted, but you'll soon meet your untimely demise on a dinner plate.

    I wish I had a million bucks.
     
  8. TheJukeBox

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    @SilverEra "I wish I had a million bucks."

    Granted, but all the deer soon run away, causing all sorts of havoc and resulting in a bunch of fines.
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    I wish that I knew how to cook a real meal.
     
  9. spiffy

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    @TheJukeBox "I wish that I knew how to cook a real meal."

    granted, but every meal you make from now on includes squid ink. want eggs and turkey bacon? too bad! get used to the taste of ballpoint pens.

    i wish i could be a squid kid in real life. * __ *
     
  10. Wrog

    Wrog Senior Squid

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    Granted, but every time you turn into a squid you'll hear "YOU'RE A SQUID NOOOOOOOW" and when you turn into a kid you hear "YOU'RE A KID NOOOOOOOW"

    I wish I could have a credit card with infinite money.
     
  11. MarioMiner03

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    @Wrog Granted, but the credit card expires after 5 minutes.

    I wish the signature above me had more Matthew Santoro.
     
  12. Venomania

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    Granted, but Matthew Santoro stops making videos.

    I wish Inklings were available as playable characters in Smash Bros.
     
  13. FunkyKapu615

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    granted but there will be there in 3007

    I wish I was a hat
     
  14. Wrog

    Wrog Senior Squid

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    Granted, but you can't ever do anything unless somebody physically makes you do it, and you won't even be able to think or live.
    I wish that an admin or mod would respond to this one.
     
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    Too bad...

    I wish I had a wish.
     
  16. Wrog

    Wrog Senior Squid

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    Wish granted, but that is the only thing you can wish for.

    I wish I had every game ever released, including future ones coming out before 2020, in a giant room that is well organized and has good space.
     
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    That is the only room in the place where you live. Not bad enough, well, yeah, it's not bad yet. How about no way out, with no possible way to get food or water? When the wrecking ball comes your corpse will be found.

    I wish I remembered to have a wish when I first posted. A second later I edited it.
     
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  18. Wrog

    Wrog Senior Squid

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    Wish granted, but you are now banned.

    I wish for a watermelon.
     
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    Okay. You are the watermelon.

    I wish my Ralts would hurry up and git gud.
     
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    Granted, but all your other Pokemon's stats are now stuck at 0, and all only learn splash

    I wish I could make a wish without anything bad happening and still be able to make another wish after the first one, also with no consequences
     

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