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Corrupt a Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Trishula, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. Posso

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    Granted, but everytime you do, you grow an extra limb.

    I wish I could beat japanese players
     
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    Granted, but you will face them only once a day, and for the rest of the time, you´ll be matched with C rank western players and be completely hopeless against them.

    I wish I could draw really well.
     
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    Granted, but you can only use white pencil on white paper.

    I wish I could be the best pianist in the world.
     
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    Granted, but you will only be given smashed up pianos with sticky keys.

    I wish I could manipulate squids so they evolve and become inklings.
     
  5. G1ng3rGar1

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    Granted, but at the price of them being
    too sentient and they kidnap you and do not E10+ stuff XD I dunno

    I wish I had a superpower
     
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    Granted, but you can now sneeze golf balls that cure all diseases.

    I wish I had all of the amiibo
     
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    Sneeze…what? XD

    Granted, but this is short lived as Nintendo abruptly decides to end support for AMIIBO, stopping support even for games that are already out.

    I wish to learn all the necessary Kanji.
     
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    Granted, but they'll become completely useless afterward.

    I wish I had hair just like Phoenix Wright (the dude in the picture)
     

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    Granted, but you can no longer speak english and what you say appears in floating subtitles below you.

    I wish I every single megaman game ( darn ps2 exclusives)
     
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    Granted, but you won't have any console to play them on.

    I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2.
     
  11. G1ng3rGar1

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    Although whatever your wish is comes true, your console to play it breaks.
    EDIT: EYY it still applies

    Um
    I wish my hair was red *shrug*
     
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    Granted, but red hair is now illegal.
    (Team fortress 2 is a shooter by Valve)

    I wish I was an inkling.
     
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    Granted, but you're transported to a small deserted island in the process.

    I wish I had a newer MacBook(mine is 2008)
     
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    Granted, but a virus spreads, making all MacBooks unusable.

    I wish I had a robot body that's super tough and powerful.
     
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    Granted, but this leaves you open for hacking.

    I wish my wishes didn't have bad side effects
     
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    Granted, but you can uhhhhh...... you can't.......... pass?

    I wish I could swim better
     
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    I don't even *shrugs*

    Granted, but once you start swimming, you can't stop, like a shark. Stop and you die.
     
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    Uhhh... The wish has a bad side effect. I don't know.

    I wish Ginger had wished for something.
     
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    Granted, but she wished that you wished for something unrelated to her wishing for something.

    I wish what I typed above made sense because I really don't want to type it out again.
     
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    Granted, but you´ll only be able to type that one sentence.

    I wish I was the best splatterscope user in the world.
     

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