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Do you think we could make ink/octolings?

Discussion in 'The Crispy Calamari - Off-Topic Discussion' started by MP8, Jul 20, 2018.

  1. MP8

    MP8 Inkling

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    Do you think we could modify the human genome to make a real life Ink/octoling? Cause that would be cool but first I would probably call like the UN or something to allow ink/octoling rights, cause having rights is kinda important

    The Steps

    1. Take a blood sample of both humans, squids, and octopi.
    2. Analyze the DNA genomes
    3. Use a program (btw if anyone knows of a gene editing program tell me) to modify/combine DNA sequences
    4. SIMULATIONS, AND A LOT OF THEM CAUSE THERES LIKE A LOT OF VARIABLES TO BE RULED OUT
    5. Virtual test
    6. More tests
    7. Make sure the Inkling and Octoling formulas are ok for commercial use
    8. Petition the UN so that racial hate crimes against them are illegal
    9. um, selling the formula for like 25 dollars, and probably make a revert formula just in case




    So, just tell me what you think.
    Also, this is just a theory, even though sometimes I wish it wasn't
     
  2. calamaro

    calamaro Inkling Fleet Admiral

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    Guess you never seen Jurassic Park...
     
  3. BBGrenorange

    BBGrenorange Inkling Cadet

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    I mean I think there’s probably better directions to move scientific research in than this.
     
  4. TrueBlueDogemon

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    Sounds a lot like Jurassic Park in a sense. That being said, if inklings and octolings were to become real, hopefully some physics would and would not apply. (Like for example: real-life Inklings not dissolving in water would be nice)
     

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