Hi everyone!

[Cabbage]

Hi! I'm basically brand new to this game, and I joined this board so that I could get some tips and maybe stop being the worst player ever (seriously, the only weapon I can play even a little bit effectively is the Octobrush). Cheers!

 

[Ansible]

Oh pish-posh and pop-n-lock, as long as you're at least a little bit effective you're not the worst. If you want to know about some of the worst players plays we've experienced then you should check out the cathartic "Dead Sea Salt" thread.

By-the-by, welcome and your avatar amuses me.