Hi, I'm Troy McClure

[toadster101]

You may remember me from such films as Bandwagons "R" Us and the Erotic Adventures of Funky Kong. Splatoon looks like it has a lot of potential, but Nintendo doesn't have the best track record when it comes to online play. Let's just hope for the best, shall we? Tomorrow's Splatoon Direct should clarify a few things.

 

[Bennie]

Erotic Adventures of Funky Kong

That's a classic.

 

[Setu]

Possible N5*Eric?

 

[Lyn]

Hi there Troy! Welcome!

 

[ndayadn]

Hello person I definitely don't know.

Erotic film isn't my forte but I did a preliminary internet search on whether there's a Toy Story fanfic titled "But I Don't Want to Use My HEEEAAAAD!" Sometimes I get curious if the great gutter hivemind has spit out certain things.
There isn't, so...score.

 

[Betelgeuse]

I'm like, sweating, welcome Troy

 

[Wil]

Hi there! Welcome to squidboards :)

 

[iDaylon]

Welcome to the forums.

 

[Teddy]

Don't forget the classic Dial M for Murderousness!

 

[Johnny]

Hello, "Eric" Toadster 101. Welcome to our humble boards. :)

 

[Tyler]

Welcome to the boards "Troy" ....if that is your real name

 

[toadster101]

Hello, "Eric" Toadster 101. Welcome to our humble boards. :)

Triggered

 

[Wata-Z]

ウェブサイトへようこそ！

 

[Kairo]

Welcome to the boards!

 

[toadster101]

ようこそ！私はあなたのお尻までの私のディックをしたい知っています ＾＾

No, I do not want your **** up my ***. I'll legitimately be surprised if you last a month here.

...is the word "****" seriously censored? Poor **** Van ****.

 

[Johnny]

Triggered

I fail to understand the meaning of your "Triggered" message. Are you a friend, or foe?

 

[Faith]

:):):):):):):):):):)

 

[PrinceOfKoopas]

...Hi Toadster. >_>;