Post your misheard lyrics!

[WiseSquid]

So I thought it would be fun if we post our misheard lyrics in splatoon music.
Here I'll start:

When you're ready to jump along this song
Kinda jelly-nelly bora-bora free-hee-hee-
When you're ready to jump along with me then we'll ah
Be the melody

Hey Hey Hey

What did you wanna do to me?
No enemy though be ready for me!
Or did you wanna do
a lil' lea-hean. yeah low little titter

But if you want, O you can hold me between moon and moon!
So no meanie meanie manners

So do you really really wanna wanna go?
.
.
.
Blub :p

 

[iTwAsLucK]

Does it have to be splatoon related?

If not: Maroon 5 - "just like animals balls".

 

[5magmacubes]

when you're ready jump on random balls
Johnny Johnny woaaah
vree vree vree
we've been wanting to wiggle round an arc
Meme Meme Vanoss

what did you want or was that me silly?
it's wet in your room, hee-hee it's wet in your room
and if you wanna touch my hands you're
gonna need a Jerry Armstrong

 

[5magmacubes]

btw, I found this: