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So what are some of the things you say when you're really really salty while playing?

Discussion in 'Regular Discussion' started by techton, Mar 6, 2018.

  1. techton

    techton Senior Squid

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    A L L O F Y O U R S A L T B E L O N G S T O T H I S T H R E A D
    I'd like to know what some of you guys say when you're salty.

    Me?
    I say stupid things like, "This and that is overpowered," and/or "Replicas are just more powerful versions," and I'll even go as far as hackusating on someone who's just immensely good at the game.

    What things do you guys say?
     
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    "They just got lucky"
    "Yo there were lagging so hard"
    "Lag"
     
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    "Frick"
    "F r i c k"
    "FRICK"
    "SQUIT"
     
  4. My salt is usually inhumane grunt sounds so I can't really put those into words.
     
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    Mine shouldn’t really be repeated for the public to hear...
     
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    Mar$el Inkling Commander

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    W H A T ? ?

    H O W ?

    UGH

    Y O U G U Y S S U C K . L I K E Y O U A R E A C T U A L L Y T E R R I B L E A T T H I S G A M E ! ! ! !
     
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    I get so salty I don’t even know why I play this game. As much as I enjoy it it makes me furious in a way no other game has made me
     
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    Nothing exciting. "Dammit!" "Wait what?" "How did that exchange work!?"
     
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    ****, ****, ****, ***, and *****.
     
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    If i feel frustrated i just groan, but that's about as far as it can get.
     
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    Far, far too many f-bombs for a game that is supposed to be about kids, squids and ink.

    Oh..and the usual “YOU ARE F**KING USELESS!!!”
     
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    lag
    wtf
    lag
    wtf
    lag
    wtf
    I really need to take a break from the game tbh.
     
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    Me, a person who loves Splatoon very dearly: I hate this game
     
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    If we get spawned camp pretty badly: "These dudes couldn't see me in a private 1v1."
     
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    I usually say something like:

    "How about one of you c*#*s holds ZR" (the button that you use for painting)
    "Where's my team? Stop being a b**#@ in the back"
    "F*#*ING JUMP RNG, YET AGAIN"
    "STOP PAINTING THAT YOU IDIOT, IT'S ALREADY *insert team color here*"
    "Oh man, his teammate pressed right stick (ink armor proc), I should have known I lost."
    "STOP RUNNING FROM ME YOU B#*%*"
    "Look at this F*##*$* DONKEY ON MY S+ SOLO TEAM"

    These are probably my best salt quotes.
     
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    I love hearing other people’s salt, like sometimes it gets so grating if I’m not playing as I’m watching all the mistakes happen, but some of my favourites are “p*ssface” and “ugh, I fell in the f**king water again”, especially when my little brother repeats them in casual conversation and it’s not my fault for once
     
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    Probably the one that most often comes to me is after a losing match, right before you can see everyone's kills and points: WHOSE FAULT WAS THIS?!

    Other recurring ones:
    -I should NOT get killed by a moron like this (gotta give me credit for blaming myself...right?)
    -General things like "No don't do that!", "Of course I'm stuck with an idiot like that" and "He should've easily won that" whenever a teammate does something stupid.
    -In Salmon Run, and probably the only one that I actually say out loud: SHUT THE F*** UP, {player's name}. God, I cannot stand people who feel like they have to abuse This Way in Salmon Run. If Splatoon had voice chat, that's probably the only phrase you'll ever hear me say.
     
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    I feel that exact way about people who spam "Ouch" every time they die, even if literally everyone saw them. The noise is just annoying regardless.
     
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    MINKUKEL Inkling Fleet Admiral

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    Ouch spamming sucks too, but it's the smugness of spamming This Way that takes it to that extra level.
     
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    I really only ever spam "This Way" when my team still isn't near the low-tide area after the wave starts. Questionable Profreshionals I guess.
     
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