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So what are some of the things you say when you're really really salty while playing?

Discussion in 'Regular Discussion' started by techton, Mar 6, 2018.

  1. techton

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    A L L O F Y O U R S A L T B E L O N G S T O T H I S T H R E A D
    I'd like to know what some of you guys say when you're salty.

    Me?
    I say stupid things like, "This and that is overpowered," and/or "Replicas are just more powerful versions," and I'll even go as far as hackusating on someone who's just immensely good at the game.

    What things do you guys say?
     
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    "They just got lucky"
    "Yo there were lagging so hard"
    "Lag"
     
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    "Frick"
    "F r i c k"
    "FRICK"
    "SQUIT"
     
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    My salt is usually inhumane grunt sounds so I can't really put those into words.
     
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    Mine shouldn’t really be repeated for the public to hear...
     
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    Mar$el Inkling Commander

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    W H A T ? ?

    H O W ?

    UGH

    Y O U G U Y S S U C K . L I K E Y O U A R E A C T U A L L Y T E R R I B L E A T T H I S G A M E ! ! ! !
     
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    I get so salty I don’t even know why I play this game. As much as I enjoy it it makes me furious in a way no other game has made me
     
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    Nothing exciting. "Dammit!" "Wait what?" "How did that exchange work!?"
     
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    Drew Sebastino Inkling Commander

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    ****, ****, ****, ***, and *****.
     
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    Elecmaw Lord of the Squids

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    If i feel frustrated i just groan, but that's about as far as it can get.
     
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    Far, far too many f-bombs for a game that is supposed to be about kids, squids and ink.

    Oh..and the usual “YOU ARE F**KING USELESS!!!”
     
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    lag
    wtf
    lag
    wtf
    lag
    wtf
    I really need to take a break from the game tbh.
     
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    Me, a person who loves Splatoon very dearly: I hate this game
     
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    If we get spawned camp pretty badly: "These dudes couldn't see me in a private 1v1."
     
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    ThatOneGuy Inkling Commander

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    I usually say something like:

    "How about one of you c*#*s holds ZR" (the button that you use for painting)
    "Where's my team? Stop being a b**#@ in the back"
    "F*#*ING JUMP RNG, YET AGAIN"
    "STOP PAINTING THAT YOU IDIOT, IT'S ALREADY *insert team color here*"
    "Oh man, his teammate pressed right stick (ink armor proc), I should have known I lost."
    "STOP RUNNING FROM ME YOU B#*%*"
    "Look at this F*##*$* DONKEY ON MY S+ SOLO TEAM"

    These are probably my best salt quotes.
     
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    I love hearing other people’s salt, like sometimes it gets so grating if I’m not playing as I’m watching all the mistakes happen, but some of my favourites are “p*ssface” and “ugh, I fell in the f**king water again”, especially when my little brother repeats them in casual conversation and it’s not my fault for once
     
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    Probably the one that most often comes to me is after a losing match, right before you can see everyone's kills and points: WHOSE FAULT WAS THIS?!

    Other recurring ones:
    -I should NOT get killed by a moron like this (gotta give me credit for blaming myself...right?)
    -General things like "No don't do that!", "Of course I'm stuck with an idiot like that" and "He should've easily won that" whenever a teammate does something stupid.
    -In Salmon Run, and probably the only one that I actually say out loud: SHUT THE F*** UP, {player's name}. God, I cannot stand people who feel like they have to abuse This Way in Salmon Run. If Splatoon had voice chat, that's probably the only phrase you'll ever hear me say.
     
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    Drew Sebastino Inkling Commander

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    I feel that exact way about people who spam "Ouch" every time they die, even if literally everyone saw them. The noise is just annoying regardless.
     
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    MINKUKEL Inkling Fleet Admiral

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    Ouch spamming sucks too, but it's the smugness of spamming This Way that takes it to that extra level.
     
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    I really only ever spam "This Way" when my team still isn't near the low-tide area after the wave starts. Questionable Profreshionals I guess.
     
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    How do you guys deal with getting so salty?

    In the last 10 games I have 2 wins. I have to turn off my switch after 3 losses in a row or I’ll break something
     
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    Sometimes I just use This Way to see the animations, my favourite is probably the Slosher one, where they swing the bucket around, although the waving of a Splattershot Pro in the air is pretty adorable too.
     
  23. MINKUKEL

    MINKUKEL Inkling Fleet Admiral

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    I've played video games for 20 or so years now, and some of those were HARD (The Lost Levels, Final DOOM, Zelda II), so getting beaten in an online multiplayer game isn't really going to have that much of an impact in that context.
     
  24. techton

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    I keep in mind that I know for certain that I'll eventually win a game and have lots of fun. I just plow through the defeats.

    My winrate isn't usually so great. Most of the time it's 50/50, but I'll rarely go on a long losing streak. By rare, I mean around 8-10 defeats in a row.
     
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    Get a pacifier. It's like a stress ball, it distracts you from dismembering the nearest living creature. The quality depends on the brand, though.
     
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    ''Oh yes I did want to play another 3v4, THANK YOU!" *angry squid noises*
    ''Why am I so retarded?''
    ''What is my team doing?''

    Not that much swearwords, but sometimes that too.
     
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    “Aw jeez come on you can do better than that!”
    “*****”
    “The aerosprays always drop when they are on my team but not on my foe’s team what the actual **** try to explain this Nintendo”
    “Balls how did he/she get me”
    “Three of you, can’t stop one enemy with rainmaker!? You guys are hopeless”
    “You fat useless sack of f***ing yankee doodle ****e” (no, not really)
    “Aw what a disgrace”
    Basically it’s like this, plus some random angry groans. I know this is kind of bad...sorry teammates.
     
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    After today I realized that while I am a saltmine, I'm not really one while playing as much as when summarizing my salt later on... that more or less in general. I've caught myself jokingly swearing in verbose Russian during Salmon Run today though which is arguably way more intense than Turf War, especially when playing with lotta randos. As for league, that's one place where I keep my tongue under control in order to go for callouts instead of swearing which keeps the climate in check and is more productive I guess. (Saying eek, ouch and whoa included though, crappy habits die harder than that one elusive lag- I man gal.)
    :D

    Ah wait, when playing solo ranked you may want to apply my not-so-jokingly Russian cussing at the occasional squidiot but hey, who doesn't. (You know the words, you've been on the internet long enough)
     
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    "How in the heck* did you get so good at this game? Do you just play 24/7 and have no life. Holy heck*"
     
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    Reggie, if you can hear me... NERF THE ROLLERS!
     
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    I don't think you should see what piece of trash Im talking but here I am:

    The calm NBS:
    "Oh great, all of my three teammates are dead."

    The no-longer calm NBS:
    "Are you seriously? You guys are all SPLATTED AGAIN!!!"

    The raging NBS:
    "Oh, f**k off. IS it THAT HARD, TO STAY ALIVE?"
     
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    What the f*** are you guys doing!?
    I die one time and all of you manage to lose the lead!
    Of course you're on my team again you ********************!
    F***! S***! Get your a** over here you sorry piece of s***!
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I should probably stop swearing and control my anger more.

     
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    I just start yelling, "WHERE IS MY TEAMMMMM" or "OH MY FREAKING GOD" or other variants.
     
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    I blame everything on my friends, the thing is i do this even when im not salty. DUDE ITS ALL UR FAULT REEE
     
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