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Splatoon "All Star" by Smash Mouth Parody

emmasquid

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uhh... did this a while ago... i am ashamed


Some inkling once told me the world is gonna troll me
I ain't the freshest squid on the block
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his charger

Well, Japan starts coming and they don't stop coming
They all damage stack and it’s really not fun and
I know there’s quite a lotta 52 Gals
They throw up Splash Walls, it’s an inky hell

Not much to do, not much to see
So what's wrong with taking the hack streets?
You'll never know if you don't try
You'll never help if you just die

Hey, now, you're a kid now, get your game on, go spray
Hey, now, you're a squid now, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is sold
All these Aerosprays are painted gold

It's a salty place and they say it gets saltier
You've fumbled up now, wait till the round’s over
But the Japanese men beg to differ
Judging by the kill he just got with his Squiffer

The ink we swim is getting pretty thin
The water's getting high so you might as well win
Mahi’s in water, how about Port?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey, now, you're a kid now, get your game on, go spray
Hey, now, you're a squid now, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is sold
All these Aerosprays are painted gold

Hey, now, you're a kid now, get your game on, go spray
Hey, now, you're a squid now, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is sold
All these Aerosprays

Somebody once asked could I spare some super snails
I need to get myself away from this game
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a few pures myself
And we could all use a little range

Well, Japan starts coming and they don't stop coming
They all damage stack and it’s really not fun and
It didn't make sense not to play for fun
Your brain gets tired and your hands get numb

Not much to do, not much to see
So what's wrong with taking the hack streets?
You'll never know if you don't try
You'll never help if you just die

Hey, now, you're a kid now, get your game on, go spray
Hey, now, you're a squid now, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is sold
All these Aerosprays are painted gold

And all that glitters is sold
All these Aerosprays are painted gold
 

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