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Splatoon Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'Regular Discussion' started by Inkling Ash, Jun 25, 2016.

  1. Inkling Ash

    Inkling Ash Inkling Cadet

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    Hey squids and kids I (also other people)(hopefully) want hear splatoon jokes.Please keep all jokes 10+ age appropriate at least, hopefully everyone will be kraken up from each others jokes *saw what I did there?;)Okay that was bad and hopefully your guys jokes will be better then mine.If your thang is not a joke and is a poem or something please write it down below. Thank You!
     
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    Poofy Inkling

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    So, a few weeks ago, I got a :wst_roller_normalh:. I decided to obviously use it in battle. I rekt eryone. Guess you could say I was on a roll. :D
     
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    Mr. 9 Semi-Pro Squid

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    Well speaking of rollers, anybody remember Chamillionaire's Ridin' Dirty?

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  4. Inkling Ash

    Inkling Ash Inkling Cadet

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    LoL, you guys are funny!:D
     
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    ⭐️Zapfish⭐️ Inkling Cadet

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    It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh. Say that out loud, fast.
     
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    Inkling Ash Inkling Cadet

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    Wow I sounded like a alien.:confused:
     
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    Inkling Ash Inkling Cadet

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    If you guys can't stand my jokes our your ears are bleeding don't read this attempt at a joke. Whenever I'm using a shooter and I miss all my shots I say shoots.
     
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    david196520 Inkling

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    Joke:
    Q. I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?

    A. A hole!
    Hahahaha
    Read Funny Yo Mama Jokes
     

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