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The Crispy Calamari Social: Kitchen's Open. Order Up!

Discussion in 'The Crispy Calamari - Off-Topic Discussion' started by TheRapture, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. TheRapture

    TheRapture Dystopian Future Paint Desperado
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    Welcome to The Crispy Calamari
    No Squids? No Splats? No Service!

    You may already be in The Crispy Calamari, but this is the really where the calamari gets cooked. Look no further, this is the social thread to end all social threads.

    Think of this as the social thread for the entire board. While there may be a bunch of other social threads for users of particular interests or tastes (and there are! Go check them out!), this one's for anybody and everybody.

    Rules*:

    -Be an awesome person.
    -Respect your fellow Calamari. You can totally use this thread for all the discussion and debate you want. Even let it get a bit heated! But there is a threshold. Keep it civil. Flaming, personal insults, etc. will not be tolerated.
    -Image and gif posts are fun and allowed, but please don't spam them.
    -Posting an image of some crispy calamari as part of your post is encouraged.
    -All pro-Ridley posts are encouraged.
    -Don't order extra dipping sauce but then don't use it. We have a lot of it, but we don't like to restock often.
    -Please money-match us at any time.
    -Let Warchamp know that you want a calamari skin for Squidboards as often as possible.
    -Keep being an awesome person!
    -All other rules of Squidboards apply.

    *This post may be updated over time for additional content or rules.

    Alright, the kitchen's live everyone! Let's get that calamari cookin'!
     
  2. itisRag

    itisRag friendly neighborhood rag

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    Carrabba's Italian Grill has good calamari.
     
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  3. Locuan

    Locuan Unofficial Squid Guru

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    Now I'm hungry. Fried Calamari is amazing.

    :227:
     
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  4. TheRapture

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    Carrabba's near me has amazing calamari. Always get two orders.
     
  5. Lyn

    Lyn Squid Savior From the Future
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    A'ight. Shows over. Time to put Ridley in Smash.
     
  6. Madame Coleen

    Madame Coleen Inkster Jr.

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    Gosh if that Fried Calamari skin ever happens I'll get hungry every time I use this site.
     
  7. AEM

    AEM The Saltsui no Hadou

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    i just cant wait till Ridley is a boss in Splatoon

    then ill laugh at everyone who thought hed be playable, hes too big to turn into a squid guys come on kek
     
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  8. FalKoopa

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    Isn't it sad? :p
     
  9. AEM

    AEM The Saltsui no Hadou

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    that was the perfect time to :troll:

    :mad:
     
  10. Liberation

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    Wait, that'd mean Ridley would be an Octarian.

    Octo-Ridley sounds fitting given all of his various transformations
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  11. Fakevox

    Fakevox Senior Squid

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    I haven't had calamari, but fried calamari does look pretty nice.

    I tried to eat a piece of octopus once, though. It was very wet. And rubbery.
     
  12. Venus of the Desert Bloom

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    Sadly, I'm unable to abide by these rules...Or maybe just some of them...



    -Be an awesome person. (I can abide by that as I am awesome)
    -Respect your fellow Calamari. You can totally use this thread for all the discussion and debate you want. Even let it get a bit heated! But there is a threshold. Keep it civil. Flaming, personal insults, etc. will not be tolerated. ([​IMG]
    I can't respect anyone, especially a Calamari, that looks like that. It's hideous.)
    -Image and gif posts are fun and allowed, but please don't spam them. (Can I spam the above pic?)
    -Posting an image of some crispy calamari as part of your post is encouraged. (If I spam the above pic but deep fried, is that permissable? If not, I hate this entire idea.)
    -All pro-Ridley posts are encouraged. (So are Giant Squids the Ridley of the Spkatoon world? If so, I hate this idea as giant squids are too big and would look strange in-game.)
    -Don't order extra dipping sauce but then don't use it. We have a lot of it, but we don't like to restock often. (What are we in? Communist Splatoon? I can order as much sauce as I want cuz Amurica!)
    -Please money-match us at any time. (I can abide by that as long as I'm not losing money)
    -Let Warchamp know that you want a calamari skin for Squidboards as often as possible. (Warchamp is a socialist propagandist that wishes to socialize everyone. Squidboards belongs to the people.)
    -Keep being an awesome person! (Nix my previous answer, I'm damn awesome. I can't settle with being just awesome.)
    -All other rules of Squidboards apply. (I can abide by those)

    I'm sorry if this puts us at odds but these are deal breakers.
     
  13. IrisZ

    IrisZ The Wanderer

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    I could use some good calamari right now. Mmmmmmm.

    @Warchamp7 we should definitely have a calamari skin. That would be beautiful <3
     
  14. Locuan

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    Still looks cool imo. :cool:

    :227:
     
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    I made a thing... which serves as my avatar!

    And no- that's not Shulk!!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Is there any non-crispy calamari? :)
     
  18. Oni

    Oni Full Squid

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    Wait. .. inst calamari squid?

    Are we cannibals !?! Oh my godddddddddd
     
  19. Lyn

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    Oh.. my. Well then, I think this can only mean one thing. :eek: We are being lead by Octoling scrublords. We must evacuate IMMEDIATELY.
     
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  20. itisRag

    itisRag friendly neighborhood rag

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    Yes, I see calamari salad at sushi bars. It's cooked, probably steamed or something, and served cold.
     
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