Trollish Thought: Nintendo should piss off 'fake fans' by...

[Twilord]

Nintendo should piss off 'fake fans' by making Splatoon, Pikmin, Xenoblade, and Fire-Emblem the first theme park attractions.


You guys know the type of gamer who seems to genuinely think: "I love Nintendo but LMAO, play their games? No!"

 

[TheGentlebro]

For real, though, I'd love a big ride that let you ride in the Hocotate Ship, like that would be amazing.

 

[Twilord]

For real, though, I'd love a big ride that let you ride in the Hocotate Ship, like that would be amazing.

Have bits break off and have a speaker system tell the riders the ride is on the fritz and to stay put... before the ride plummets backwards and goes down a down a secret fall.

 

[Trieste Sp]

You guys know the type of gamer who seems to genuinely think: "I love Nintendo but LMAO, play their games? No!"

I've encountered a lot of people like this. I don't know why they act that way.

 

[Lyn]

I'd love a Pikmin attraction similar to Bug's life where everything is big compared to you and there's Pikmin and stuff, it'd be really cool.
Also, a Metroid maze is MANDATORY. I need it.