What’s the worst matchmaking you’ve come across?

[Dewnose]

I’m posting this thread because I was inspired: Just had a Turf War with a vanilla Inkbrush, a Bamboozler mk 2, an Eliter, and a hero charger (I was the Inkbrush) against three Dapple Dualies (two Nouveaus) and a pair of custom Dualie Squelchers. Congrats to my team for only losing by 5%.

 

[Cephalobro]

3 Blasters (one was Rapid, others were Clash) and a Splattershot Pro on the enemy team in Ranked, this happened two times in a row during Clam Blitz when The Reef was in rotation. At the same time, no Blaster was on my team.

 

[Gameboy224]

Two Aerosprays, an Inkbrush, and I was using Splat Dualies. Other team was 4 Custom Dualie Squelchers. My teammates were completely hopeless. Didn't help that they all just kept pushing the most straightforwards route and didn't even seem to try and flank.

 

[Coolkid]

i had a match once with 3 chargers as allies while i was using the dapple dualies or the N-zap 89 can't remember which 1 of them it was,but anyhow we got our butts kicked,i was literally the punching bag since i was the only 1 who couldn't stay at a safe spot to splat the enemy and of course the enemy kept going after me since they knew due to my weapon i couldn't do much from far ranged Dx it was a turf war match but still..it's no fun being a punching bag of the team T~T

 

[AllToonedUp]

Literally any time I'm stuck in a team of all chargers or fighting a level 3 in a room full of level 50+

 

[Elecmaw]

Any game that starts with 7 players or less.

Or the classic one level 10< in a team of level 90> players, that stuff is also super quality matchmaking

 

[Enperry]

Me vs quad missiles in TC Port Mackerel.

 

[mintymocha]

a specific game i remember was tower control with my team having 3 clash blasters and a forge pro... wasn't that bad for my team, but i certainly didn't envy the other team for having to deal with 3 clash blasters on tower control

also, splat zones on camp triggerfish, except everyone has medium/short ranged weapons excluding 1 person with a splattershot pro. only that person could reach the other side with their main weapon. a lot more than usual of going into each other's bases ensued

 

[Jagginator]

I played Turf with my friend who was new to Splatoon once, he thinks rollers are bs, so I picked the Flingza, I think, to troll him a little. Game starts, literally everybody except my friend has some sort of roller wether it be Splat, Dyna or Carbon. This continued for 2 rounds.

 

[Inkling kirby]

Every time I get matched with a hydra while using the hydra, I'm disappointed because of the matchmaking and because I know...

Spoiler

They're never as good of a hydra as I am.

 

[kirigiri]

today during a tower control sesh my whole team and i were matched up against another team composed of all clash blasters.....

it wasn’t pretty

 

[Agent 4!!!]

I just had a fight with a BUNCH of octolings for some Zapfish Plushies! I won somehow! (HERO MODE)

 

[ikebro]

four chargers, two of which are e-liters, turf war, scorch gorge.
other team had all shooters i think.
i was one of the liters. yeah we kinda just gave up and squidpartied in base as they continued to kill us (even after literally backing us into a corner) (seriously turf is never ever that serious please calm down)

 

[Agent 4!!!]

Sounds cool!

 

[lizardontheweb]

Clash, naut, e-liter scope, carbon deco

 

[Dessgeega]

Necroposting wooooooooooooooo!

Anyway, the worst matchmaking I've ever had happened on Splatoon 2, right at launch actually. The very first time I played League with a friend, our opponent was Dude and we got destroyed.

 

[Shayreep]

In splat2 (when ur randos in pro were actually random) i tried out a charger one day and got a lobby filled with NOTHING but rollers. Like 7/8 rollers and i was the only non-roller. Unfortunately was too bad at charger to take advantage of my advantage

 

[Aiko.Octo]

I wish I could remember the details and I can't find the screenshot but I somehow ended up in a match a while back where my side had three dualies and their side had three chargers. I can only guess that maybe the chargers were all friends grouping together for fun, but it was so strange.

 

[Alphine_Agnitio]

this was my first game of the day the other day LOL

oops all slayers

 

[blu_aaa]

I dont have the screenshot of it anymore but i got paired with 3 dapples (i was using stamper) in cb wahoo world. Was not a fun experience lmao