What is the most batshit insane weapon you main?

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Gotta be dynamo, though its been a while since ive played it. I miss it like a lover
 

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Unfortunately, my answer is relatively tame: Dread Wringer, and I only call it "insane" because it has terrible kits. The main weapon is great. I'm either boring or have enough self-respect to not want a Squeezer RSI.
 

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Unfortunately, my answer is relatively tame: Dread Wringer, and I only call it "insane" because it has terrible kits. The main weapon is great. I'm either boring or have enough self-respect to not want a Squeezer RSI.
Good choice, thanks for toughing It out with the DW
 

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Been playing a fair bit of Big Swig lately. The recent buffs for it have been surprisingly impactful; it can actually fight things now. Not that it’s suddenly great at it, but with a decent kit I could see it getting some attention.
 

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Been playing a fair bit of Big Swig lately. The recent buffs for it have been surprisingly impactful; it can actually fight things now. Not that it’s suddenly great at it, but with a decent kit I could see it getting some attention.
if only it didn’t get the Jet Kits
 

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Gloogas still my second most used weapon.
I still like the Tri-Stringer and Hydra, but there's no love for them anymore....
 

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Examples include:


goo tuber
h-3 or l-3
96 gal
gloogas
Luna Blaster, people think it's terrible so it lulls them into a false sense of security before I direct their ***
 

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I main the splatbomb, it has amazing versatility, and sometimes its Splattershot Jr. sub comes in handy.
my captain here mains the versatile and deadly bomb. Its balanced combination of range, accuracy, and firepower makes it his go-to choice for most engagements. Whether he's holding down a position or pushing aggressively, the bomb's adaptability ensures he's ready for any situation. Plus, with the right attachments and tactics, it's a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.
 

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[Clenches my fists so hard I draw blood] Dapple Dualies... Are they a good weapon? No. Are they fun to play? Also no. Do they look cool? Not really. Do they have a unique gimmick? No. Do I have dozens upon dozens of hours with them? ...yes...
Why? Why? Why did I do this to myself? Simple answer: Toothbrush gun... silly. Also I like having a kill time of "INSTANT" and dodge speed of "ALSO INSTANT". One of these days I need to go back and get the 5 star on VDapples as well, since I managed to grind my way out of hell and get the 5 star NDapples

trying to convince @Masked_Katz to let me play dapples in comp
[Shudders] he's doing you a favor. No one should play Dapples ever. For their mental health . probably . and their win:loss
 

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[Shudders] he's doing you a favor. No one should play Dapples ever. For their mental health . probably . and their win:loss
no no im built different. if my team put their trust in me and let me play dapples i could pull us out of div 10 and redefine the meta. im the king of the moon
 

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Splattershot Nova. Winning fights with it feels like such a great accomplishment, and never gets old. I am pretty sure that beating a Range Blaster with a Nova provides roughly the same satisfaction as winning a sword fight with a tooth pick.
 

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I’d just like to point out that I’m a long-running advocate for crazy, fun-focused low tiers.
Annaki Nova is easily my favourite shooter. I’m currently playing Big Swig for fun, and my second highest freshness is on Goo Tuber. Bloblobber is my go-to pick for Turf War (if only they’d make it functional in other modes), and my favourite weapon is Recycled Brella (despite having half of one kit).
S-BLAST, Mini Splatling, Dynamo Roller, Dualie Squelchers; all weapons I’ve had great fun playing.
However, my insanity doesn’t end there. I’ve slowly, deliberately come to the decision that my main is going to be Bamboozler. A strong main weapon with a decent kit that’s reasonably difficult and has good matchups against the weapons I dislike. It’s so close to perfection. If only it wasn’t hard countered by splatlings…
 

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