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You know you play too much Splatoon when:

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Lester Roquefort, Jan 4, 2016.

  1. Lester Roquefort

    Lester Roquefort Inkling Cadet

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    • You get peeved when a rival roller is rolling over your meticulously rolled area with no skill and care.
    • You start to think you know a Callie and Marie somewhere on TV.
    • You start physically emoting when you splat people.
     
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    You know you ay splatoon too much when:
    I see squids everywhere!
     
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    you know you play to much splatoon when you know the ability, brand and name for every peice of gear in th game.
     
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    When you see someone walking down the street and you try to strategically think of a way to get close to them at an angle where they can't see you and flank them.
     
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    you hear Splatoon music and sound effects in real life(tru story, I sometimes hear the whistle of an Inkstrike randomly)
     
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    When you visualise playing when you can't sleep
    When you get really excited to be part of a squid party
    When you own a Splatoon tshirt and a Splatoon sweater
    When you're seriously considering buying a $200 Splatoon bedspread on etsy
     
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    When your dreams are you playing Splatoon
    When you watch Splatoon streams when you can't play Splatoon atm
     
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    I just watched a Splatoon stream yesterday XD
     
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    When you go to a seafood restaraunt with your family. One of your family members order fried octopus, and when it comes you jump out of your seat point at their food and yell "IT'S DJ OCTAVIO!!!!"
     
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    when you got level 50 a week after level 50 came out
     
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    When you start recognizing splatoon gear on real people walking down the sidewalk.
     
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    So I did this yesterday at work. One of my volunteers was having a serious conversation with me and I looked down to think about something he said....and he had the Roasted Brogues on.
    [​IMG]

    I had to stop myself from laughing.
     
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    I saw an "A" Health inspection sign and thought "Wow, that's not S?"
     
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    It's literally the only thing I care about in conversation. "Do you like Splatoon? No? Well then."
     
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    I was painting yesterday and I began looking at my brushes and wondering how they could be implemented into the game. "Ooh, the fan brush could have a larger range and cover more turf, but it does less damage! And this fine tipped brush could cover less turf, but it's super fast and does more damage!"

    I also have taken to calling one of my cats Judd, since she has a round face, sleeps all the time, and she can't judge ink placement but she certainly likes to silently judge my life choices.
     
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    Today I saw a guy wearing a shirt that looked loads like :clothes_shirt010: I then started silently questioning why the hell he was using haunt, then i remembered im not playing splatoon
     
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    When I join an online game in Destiny and start shooting at the ground in hopes of spreading ink.
     
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    I was playi g kid icarus uprising today and when I saw that my teammate had killed a guy I instinctively hit down on the d-pad to go "nice!" but of course it wasn't splatoon and I ended up wasting my last mega lazer. ;-;
     
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    When I look at a real gun and wonder what its sub and special weapons are. /)._.(\
     
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    When taking a bath I keep thinking I'm gonna drown and re-spawn. Then I realized, I'm a kid not a squid.
     

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