Recent content by pio_dov

"Nice logo.""

lentil soup..., They thought.

I remember I hated his cuttlefish theory, but later started to go with the theory. Not because of his evidence, but a whole new thing I realized. I also write theories a lot, so I tend to question basically everything (I'm an INTP, it's what I do). It's way too complicated to mention in this...

dang, lockstin just got roasted.

What if random splatfests had small effect on the game? Like a food place that serves waffles but not pancakes and chips with salsa, but not guac. Or maybe there's a popular comedy show (rather than action), and a lot of the clothes are more modern than retro. Stuff like that.

More stuff about the minor bands. Maybe even in-game appearances from bands from Splatoon and Splatoon 2. I'd personally love to witness a Bottom Feeder bar fight. And maybe for the single-player mode(s) you can choose personalities for 3, 4, and 8 so they can have dialogue and stuff that...

Notice they're now here and awkwardly say hi

Run away and cry in a closet

hit them back with a comically large inflatable hammer toy

Spill their coffee on them as a distraction so I can have the fried chicken for myself

Some folks have been speculating that because Clam Blitz isn't present in the upcoming tournament, it won't be present in Splatoon 3. Here's what I have to say to that. I KNOW THAT MAKES SENSE BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY CLAM BLITZ IS THE ONLY RANKED MODE I DON'T SUCK AT AND IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUN SO...

There's literally an official kelp dome hate club discord server But why don't people like this stage? I don't know, because I almost never play Ranked and mainly play Salmon Run and Turf War. I love this stage in Turf War, get upset whenever it isn't in rotation for Turf War, and put down...

I noticed that too. I hope they don't change the male octoling voice, because it sounds like a real kid to me (that's why I play as an octoling).

Probably trolling people online and eating burnt garlic bread.

I- That actually kinda sounds better. In Salmon Run, I can use every weapon in the game besides one thing: The Dynamo Roller. Salmon Run is a horde mode, so a weapon with zero speed is extremely challenging to use (I also can't use the Dynamo anywhere else so... I'm not great with it). My ideal...