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    I don't socialize with gross nose-bearing trees that carry horrible tasting apples.

    I don't socialize with gross nose-bearing trees that carry horrible tasting apples.
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    TheSassture, how do you feel about Sassboards?
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    Splatoon's clothing options must include sass-styling accessories. The game will fail to reach necessary sales if it doesn't, as I'll ban it in Hyrule. How will you gorls accessorize your characters?
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

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    Sassboards.com - Home of the Sass community

    Hello, my friends. I am Zelda, other known the Queen of Sass. I come to communicate with the owner of this fine establishment, @TheRapture, in hopes to form a different website - Sassboards. After communicating with those beyond our world, it is crucial to our survival that Sassboards be...
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    Well, Trieste Sassy Princess sounds lovely. A true name for a sassy individual, I see. Show me...

    Well, Trieste Sassy Princess sounds lovely. A true name for a sassy individual, I see. Show me, Trieste. Just how sassy can you be?
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    I must ask. Does the "Sp" in your name stand for Sassy Princess?

    I must ask. Does the "Sp" in your name stand for Sassy Princess?
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    Hello, my lovely gorls. How are you all this morning/evening/night? It's amazing in Hyrule~
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    They modified Mewtwo without my consent. His sassy glitched custom specials have been purged. Mewtwo is now a low-tier in the sass list. I'm sorry, Mewtwo.
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    I have just received notice that @Mewtwo was taken away by Master Sakurai for modifying. This was without warning, so I will need to retrieve Mewtwo and get clarification from Sakurai before any further procedures take place on the psychic cat. Wish me luck, gorls.
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    Unlike most say, I haven't been nerfed. Power, Courage, and whatever else is useless to me. I hold the Triforce of Wisdom, and with that I know that sass is the most important. Master Sakurai has upgraded my sass beyond belief in this iteration. While it may not seem true at first, I'm...
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    Not on my watch, Mewtwo. I may be low tier, but I can out-sass a purple fetus cat any day.
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    BJN39, I must ask you to take the Triforce of Sass. I've no use for it now, as I've reached...

    BJN39, I must ask you to take the Triforce of Sass. I've no use for it now, as I've reached maximum levels of sass. You will become the new Princess Zelda in the "The Legend of Zelda: Ganondorf Gets Sassy". Please, do this for me... you are the chosen gorl.
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    Zelda Tr4sh Thread - BAN ZELDA

    "To be successful in life, one must add sass in every action they take." - Princess Zelda, Queen of Sass
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