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On the flip side, Splat Roller is tending me over pretty well...looking forward to trying that Flingza roller too.

I tried that strategy once with Carbon Roller (Burst Bomb then hit/roll them over), didn't work out too well. Thus, I laugh at your misery. Ha ha ha.

It takes alot of practice and good reflexes, I will admit. But I still long for the combo...

...Oh well. At least I have my Switch. Yes- I say that as I smile at you, wildly.

(Yes, you can splat me now.)

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!! *Inks the entire map and continues to spawn-splat until I obtain my Switch*

...Did my profile just become a new map for Splatoon 1 or- *Watches, as you ink his entire turf- AKA his profile.*

....

*He then sits at his supposed spawn point, pulling out a Switch console, as he begins to play it.*

I can accept this.

*Match ends, splats ZERO playing his Switch on the Result screen*

I can accept this.

...While im in the middle of my own spawn, safely behind a shield?

HACKS! HACKS I SAY!

Im reporting you to Nintendo.