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Slosher and Dread Wringer slosh too slow for my liking.
Heavy Edit charges too slow for my liking. (I liked it until I got spoiled by Nautilus's midfire recharge.)
Range Blaster refills too slow for my liking.
Semi-auto Shooters and Brushes hurt my fingers.
Trying to learn some Chargers...
I'm back, fishes.
More incorrect quotes...
...and some OC shenanigans.
Another incorrect quote:
And an adaptation of a TikTok audio that wouldn't leave my head, despite me not using TikTok:
I'd share my collection of hats if both the regular rotation and seeing more than one of them in the same place wouldn't make me instantly recognizable in real life. I also collect pins and plastic dinosaurs.
Most of the time, if you're looking for me, I'm just Hokuto. That includes on this website, because it wasn't taken and why would it be.
Romaji Japanese name for the star in the northern sky.
The phrase "star in the northern sky" occurs in a song my best friend sent me when we were still...
General GOAT list:
Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors (permanently changed my approach to storytelling)
Pokémon series (I am autistic. Do I need to say more?)
Persona 4 Golden (currently sitting on Persona 5 Royal)
Does Blaseball count?
Bloons TD 6 (I was a Cool Math Games kid)
Butterfly Soup...
I was actually faced with this decision once. (IRL event with Political Implications™) Therefore, despite being a Big Man fan and my Agent of Chaos vibing with "Save the Day," in practice I am required to choose "Same Ol'" because apparently that's what I would do.
I got bored and attempted to recreate the Deep Fried Shwaffle at home. Pre-frozen shrimp tempura, pre-frozen chocolate chip waffles (it's what we had), unagi sauce, whipped cream. (I forgot we had Cool Whip.) When I ran out of unagi sauce, I poured on maple syrup because we don't have chocolate...
Sorry to interrupt, but how have I never seen the Hero Mode launchers called "squid launchers" or Vector von Despicable Me "Booyah!" spammed. (Is it because I didn't like Despicable Me?)
Laptop to my right, TV to my left. (The TV does not have the 16:9 aspect ratio of Nintendo Switch output.) Discord with Push to Talk on headphones, Splatoon on speakers, volume low on both. (I won't tolerate above 10 most of the time.) I don't have space to put my microphone on the right side of...