I put Splatoon 3 patch notes into ChatGPT

[ThestralZ]

I found out where Nintendo has been getting their patch advice from.


Here are more patch notes in a similar style to the ones you provided:
Changes to Multiplayer:

• Adjustments to the landscape in Reef-ROM Resort have been made across all modes.
• Modifications to the functionality of select main weapons have been implemented.
  • Aerospray MG:
    • Increased firing rate by approximately 10%.
    • Decreased ink consumption by 5%.
  • N-ZAP '89:
    • Maximum damage reduced from 30.0 to 28.0.
    • Increased firing range by 10%.
• Tweaks to certain sub-weapons have been applied.
  • Point Sensor:
    • Decreased the duration of tracking by 20%.
    • Increased throw range by 15%.
  • Autobomb:
    • Increased movement speed by 10%.
    • Reduced explosion radius by 5%.
• Adjustments to specific special weapons have been made.
  • Ink Armor:
    • Duration increased from 7 to 8 seconds.
    • Increased damage resistance from 30% to 35%.
  • Sting Ray:
    • Reduced charge time by 10%.
    • Increased ink consumption by 15%.
• Changes to the point requirements for certain special weapons have been enacted.
  • Tentatek Splattershot: Before - 180, After - 170
  • Neo Sploosh-o-matic: Before - 200, After - 190

Fixes to Multiplayer:

• Rectified an issue where players could exploit terrain irregularities in Wahoo World to gain unfair advantages.
• Addressed a bug causing intermittent disconnects during Rainmaker matches in Piranha Pit.
• Fixed a glitch allowing players to clip through walls in Walleye Warehouse.

Changes to Salmon Run:

• Introduced a new Salmonid variant, the "Mega Maws," which spawns intermittently during high tide shifts.
• Added the "Coral Cannon" as a selectable weapon for Salmon Run shifts, offering increased firepower against larger Salmonids.
• Adjusted item spawn rates to promote a more balanced distribution of power-ups throughout shifts.

Other Fixes:

• Resolved an issue where inkling animations would become desynchronized during prolonged matches.
• Fixed a bug causing incorrect hitbox detection on certain environmental objects in Octo Canyon levels.
• Addressed an exploit allowing players to bypass collision detection in Inkopolis Square.

These patch notes aim to capture the style and content of the provided patch notes, offering adjustments and fixes across various aspects of the game.

 

[TruthSeekr]

A Mega Maws that sometimes appears on high tide sounds horrifying.

 

[Shayreep]

Actually autobombs running faster would be baller, and hilarious

 

[Grushi]

Honestly I am DOWN for ttek 170p that weapon needs it ;)

 

[vitellary]

finally, the splatoon 3 ink armor buff
this is actually a hilarious idea, shame that it seems like chatgpt does not actually know what splatoon 3 is since these are clearly based on a dataset that only knows about splatoon 2

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

finally, the splatoon 3 ink armor buff
this is actually a hilarious idea, shame that it seems like chatgpt does not actually know what splatoon 3 is since these are clearly based on a dataset that only knows about splatoon 2

it knew about the n-zap 30 damage though.
also the ROM in Reed-ROM Resort is from ramen in splatoon 3

 

[vitellary]

it knew about the n-zap 30 damage though.
also the ROM in Reed-ROM Resort is from ramen in splatoon 3

those were likely just gathered from the input data, since OP likely pasted in the most recent patch which would have contained info about those specific changes, but not enough about splatoon 3 as a whole

 

[ThestralZ]

those were likely just gathered from the input data, since OP likely pasted in the most recent patch which would have contained info about those specific changes, but not enough about splatoon 3 as a whole

I used all the patch notes from 5.0.0 onwards without any bug changes, but I'd be curious to see what results you would get if you had older patches and the bug changes.

 

[WhatTheDevin]

finally, the splatoon 3 ink armor buff
this is actually a hilarious idea, shame that it seems like chatgpt does not actually know what splatoon 3 is since these are clearly based on a dataset that only knows about splatoon 2

Yeah, ChatGPT's training data was cut off sometime in January 2022