Look to your left

[Slyconrad]

You must eat the first thing you see.

 

[Dragonuto]

I don't wanna eat my game pad D: Please noooo!

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Well... I'd be eating the wall... so yeah.

 

[Xadus]

Yumm a full blown, 7 foot tall server rack with all the lead I will ever need!

 

[Achamo]

My underwear..

 

[Kausus]

An entire afghan..

I don't think I could handle that much fiber suddenly in my diet.

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Still a wall there...

 

[AnInkyGift]

My closet with a cat inside...sorry...no cat and closet feasts tonight.

 

[Scootch]

Uh.... My piano... Yeah. That ain't happenin'.

 

[AnInkyGift]

No piano feasts here

 

[Quitterie]

... Sorry, I'm not going to eat my cat tonight...

 

[Rom-Steïn]

My sword ? No thanks, I don't wanna die that stupidly.

My underwear..

Why of all perverts was I the first to laugh at this ?

 

[Rustic]

My Wii U Splatoon Deluxe box? Well, I guess I'll be eating cardboard tonight... It's not like I have other things to eat.

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

What is it with you and wanting me to eat the wall? It's a flippin' wall!

 

[Achamo]

My baby sister..
Well, I mean people are always saying "She's cute enough to eat"
But I don't know should go THAT far.

 

[Rustic]

A laundry basket? Eh, hopefully it's already laundered. If not, I'm not eating tonight!

 

[Silxer]

It's a plate with the crumbs of a slice of key lime pie I ate a few minutes ago.... I guess I can eat the crumbs. :p

 

[Pteropine]

My wall tasty

 

[Lucarii]

I wouldn't say I'm thirsty enough to try drinking my empty glass as well... that wouldn't go well.

 

[Pinko]

a mess of paper and my printer.
ahaaaaa yeah no i'm not hungry.