Recent content by 80%Squid

9/10 Gotta love the rhymes.

Mirror B from Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. Truly one of the most underrated video game villains of all time.

I have a box of crayons on my right. Maybe I could force the octolings to surrender after I show them my horrendous drawing skills!

I don't ship a lot of things, so I'm going to come up with two characters that would have a stupid sounding ship name. Frisk X Risky Boots Frisky Boots

Shreck playable? This is a thread for bad Splatoon suggestions, silly.

Randomly getting disconnected in ranked battles makes you lose points. Oh wait...

Team Moose! Team Trick vs. Team Treat

Do I get my +3 win bonus now?

The probability depends. You see, the sub slots on gear are not completely random. Each piece of gear has a brand attached to it, and each brand has a sub ability that is 5X more likely to appear and one that is half as likely to appear. So, here's the probability of gear with 3 of the same...

A Callie vs. Marie Splatfest. Nobody would survive the terrifying war between the two teams.

Banned for not knowing that the real best color is white.

The Seeker Bomb Rush doesn't bother me that much. If you can jump right or just swim away, those things can't touch you. Besides, I've dominated one to many carbon rollers in ranked to be scared of them. I also main a weapon that I don't intend to get into the carbon roller's abismal range with.

^banned for rapidly pressing "A" during the Squid Sister's news broadcast

School vs. Retaining what little sanity I have left