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Wikipedia gives on the official salmon run wiki page (as in bears eating salmon swimming upstream,) a link to the splatoon salmon run wiki page just in case thats what you were looking for. Man. Wikipedia is so cool.

Oh my… what a charitable man!

(That was very informative thank you.) …Unfortunately, (You every try Gartic Phone?)

“Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Your home security is great! Or… is it?” -Maybe very possibly Vsauce Michael.

“Better to poo in the sink than sink in the poo.” -Some random guy IDK ”Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy’s!” -Maybe Markiplier ”Oh, kitty! What are you doing here? *Meow* Aw, you’re so Portuguese...” -Also maybe Markiplier.

I’d say guitars are an excellent weapon, but unfortunately I don‘t play one…

No way it’s a squash!!!!! Confirmed in real life 3 AM challenge Mr Beast free giveaway!!!! Wait is that even a squash what the heck is that

Why are people not cephalopods what’s going on? This is me IRL, I’m a cephalopod. And yes, a 5 inch tall figurine, but that’s besides the point!

turrets

buddy chill

man i love splatoon player names. they’re so gooby :) I fear what this thread may become, truly, in my heart. The effects could echo, everlasting, as a black hole eats the universe, so too a thread devours the viewers. And we will all be devoured, when it comes, all devoured as one. And there...

You cannot win, since once you are the last remaining, there shall be none to reward you. Your only reward will be regret and empty loneliness. Anyways, have a nice say. Wait win what

Hello mr veteran player sir, welcome back. Pleased to meet you.

Did I mention the evil woke agenda and climate change being a hoax, both clearly seen in the splatoon franchise? They tie in, somehow, somewhere, but I have no idea how or where. I feel like I may need to assure people this a joke.

Past is objectively the most important, so we can abandon all hope of progression and just let society regress. Reject humanity, return to monke.