Fawkes

Hi, I'm Fawkes.
I'm a Bioshock-Splatoon-Gorillaz loving Weeaboo with a knack for puns and innacuracy.

My art skills are terrible online, but WAY better on pen and paper. I run a DeviantART, YouTube, Steam and a Twitter account. My highlight of them all was being in one of Doctor Comedy's (@matt_raudebaugh on Twitter) videos. We're close, I guess. At least Matt respects his loyal subscribers, unlike MrBeast.

I am an outcast of several fandoms. First Minecraft, then FNaF, then Undertale, then they got rule 34'd and I left.

Why Fawkes? Well, my full name is Jordan Fawkes Jacob Harlington, getting Fawkes from my great-grandfather. I know, it's boring, but hey. That became a nickname.

Other nicknames include,
McBacon, McBaconFox, Vaudeville, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Chullo, Jord, Señor TopHonk. TopHonk, Dat DeWitt, and other five-dollar nicknames.

I try my hardest to defend the fandoms I dwell within now, hoping the great beast of Inflation never hits anything I caress. I am a weeaboo, and I am proud of it.

By now, you probably think I'm gonna pull a "I am transgender" or "I am a feminist" or "I self-identify as a pastifarian apache helicopter dog" but no, I'm just a extremely clingy weeaboo who plays Splatoon.

CANDEH IS GUD

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-Fawkes, 2017

And as always, you have the right to ignore me, hate me, or call me a weeb or a waifu. But seriously, what kind of insult is calling someone a waifu?

Enjoy my garbage for muns pls

J. Fawkes