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"So the ink disappears after the battle? How odd...", remarks Bootlegger Johnson. "Yeah, airborne microbes break it down and we produce the ink from our own bodies!", explains Marie. "We're made of ink too.", add Jeff. "Wait, really? You mean your bodies?", asks Bootlegger Johnson. "Yes. We...

Just then Jeff uses his cape spin. "Squawk! What is this guy Greek?", asks Kalamari Keith. "What's a Greek?", asks Bootlegger Johnson. "Squawk! Something from the human world.", replies Kalamari Keith. "They dance?", asks Bootlegger Johnson. "Squawk! Yes, but Jeff's kicking some tail and...

"Well, it looks like Marie is starting off with her charger and it looks like Porkchop Rex got splatted in the face!", remarks Bootlegger Johnson. "Sheet, dude! You think I'm going to fall for that trick, beech!", remarks Cousin Jorge. "Well, it looks like Cousin Jorge just countered and...

Yep, Jeff loves to talk Jeff!

Jeff doesn't know but Jeff can only tell you to keep up the good work.

Jeff loves it! Please draw Jeff!

(Thanks! I love making this story!)

"Hey, let's go to the forest but not after challenging you people to a turf war.", suggests Hillbilly Jim. "Sure.", remarks Marie. "So where do we fight?", asks Jeff. "Well, we fight on these platforms over there.", explains Hillbilly Jim. "So how is Turf War done? Is it 4 v 4?", asks Cousin...

I'd say create your own servers and battles. Any programmers here?

"Whoa! This is cool! Soda Lake is so big and clear!", exclaims Jeff. "Y'all want to rest a bit or shall we proceed with the battle?", asks Hillbilly Jim. "Mr. Nogami interested in rules of Platformisis.", exclaims Mr. Nogami. "Let's rest a bit... this is beautiful... except for those...

"Hey! Everyone! Quit goofing off! We need to get to Soda Lake.", explains Marie. "Jeff! Grab the watermelon. I could use it!", exclaims Bootlegger Johnson. "Come on, Hogs! Let's get it together!", exclaims Bootlegger Johnson. "Yeah! Let's kick some dinosaur tail!", exclaims Jeff. "Yeah...

On the way to Soda Lake the group encounter a strange creature. "Oh my squid! What is that thing?", asks Marie. "Sheet! It's a Rex.", remarks Cousin Jorge. "He's cute but we need to be careful with this creature. He appears to be carrying a spear of some sort.", remarks Marie. "Mr. Nogami...

Yeah, Turf War for me hasn't been fun since Splatoon 1 when I was fast and the levels were linear. I used to rush my opponents and smoke them! Dude, what's with the map system now. I used to just be able to tap on the map screen to jump to where I needed. Also what happened to Moray Towers...

"Wow! Now I've seen everything! So you're using branches to and bending them to make the buildings... and the door?", asks Marie. "Oh, those are made from branches that I but in half lengthwise.", explains Bootlegger Johnson. "Oh yeah, that big guy over there with the pipe is Bootlegger...

Splatoon 1 battles were awesome! I made my character look like a biker and he was powerful in a relatively short amount of time! No one could catch me with my awesome running and swimming speeds. And those linear courses meant I could rush me opponents! Now it sucks! Only the story mode and...