Recent content by JellyShoes

my favourite was finding myself in a 1:1 after 3 players on my team and on the opposing team all crashed. Myself and my opponent inked up a storm, and then sat on a high tower sharing tea and crumpets. No one needs to die I thought warmly. All warm thoughts aside: I was rather peeved when he...

Pick your favourite map, and your most deadly weapon and if you lose more than three battles in a row go back to turf for a few games, or hone reflexes in salmon run. Everyone is subject to the laws of gravity, what goes up must come down.

Rapid blaster for ranked and my gold aero spray for turf. But I'm easy and love a salmon run surprise