Recent content by Putrid Squid

I was playing Turf War in Port Mackerel using a Carbon Roller. I was rolling along at the start of the match when I noticed a Splatling player had seen me. I immediately dashed back into my ink and looped around one of the shipping containers and flanked him. He was aiming his gun where he had...

I guess I will go with Team Marshmallow. I wonder how much salt there is going to be from the losing team this time around.

I tried to start a Squid Party last night, but the other team was merciless and killed me while I was flopping around.

I am awaiting the Ink Bucket.

The N'Zap 89 is pretty great. Although I think Inkstrikes are really more intimidating that actually damaging.

I want a Kraken as a main weapon. No subs or specials, just the Kraken.

Energy Drinks Vs. Coffee Showers Vs. Baths Air Conditioning Vs. Fans Cash Vs. Card Zombies Vs. Ghosts Fire Vs. Water Air Vs. Earth Light Vs. Darkness Desktops Vs. Laptops Paper Books Vs. Ebooks Hamsters Vs. Gerbils Rabbits Vs. Guinea Pigs Shopping Online Vs. Shopping In Store Plants...

I do not really have any tips other than that if you get into a fight with someone with a shooter weapon, if you have something you can attach it to above you, throwing a Sprinkler onto a walkway above you can help you get the advantage on your opponent. I get onto a fight with a Shooter and I...

I have a feeling the next EU Splatfest will be something like Baths Vs. Showers, or Walking Vs. Bicycles. TEAM SHOWER AND TEAM WALKING ALL THE WAY!!