Ranger Inkling

In Splatoon I dedicated myself to be the best.. actually the best of the best. My brother (Russell) writes down stories about the adventures we'd had.. from battling octarians, to turf war at home. In the stories I'm a fast squid, no lie 12 swim speed. I'll be in the other teams base in seconds. even though i may be fast on the ink i'm also fast up there (you know the brain).

Later as inklings see me they be like: "Woah, That squid is fast"