Recent content by swim shady

i played and since it was a nintendo/splatoon contest i got to win $100 whole dollars that i split amongst my 4 teamates, i think im ready to do this as a living now (says all pro splatoon players)

lol. you still dont know how to beat a sniper? the can only fire one shot in one direction at a time. when you see the line aim toward you, hop back and forth over it and mess with them. they will lose it, run out of ink, and you can take them out in close proximity

fc?

4100 is the highest i got. i know for a fact no one else has achieved that score and clearly never will. i rarely know anyone whos reached 3,000, when i submitted it to japanesse teams they confirmed they had seen no such score before. but i dont like to brag :)

it doesnt even list a time zone

sorry but my team has an age limit of 21 and 3/4 grandpa

after seeing this, i regret giving birth to you

trash blaster. trash blaster neo. trash blaster beta

I just wanted to emphasize the importance of hoping on your favorite jam whenever you start a splatoon session, its important to have music that matches the rythem and flow you are trying to carry onto the battlefield. My playlist :D Britney Spears-Oops i did it again All limb bizkit albums...

I decided to hop back into a,b,c mode because i was bored and wanted to feel supreme again. But i've noticed someting. some of these players are not just bad, they are honestly clueless when it comes to the most basic tasks in competitive mode. Im not one of those people that whine and complain...