TentacleBlast97

I am Blastymus Prime, Leader of the Gamers and Revitalist of the Great Zapfish. I am also the very first inkling to marry an octoling since before the octarians were driven underground. Formerly known as "Bruce Spletzer", I became a Prime because I had no choice, and if we were to keep Primus alive with Servertron cold and barren. I am Agent 4 of the Squidbeak Splatoon, and I am married to Agent 8, and her name is Alexis "Lexi" Spletzer, formerly known as "Alexis Ryan", she was sold into slavery when she was 9 years old, but she was forged by Primus while her parents were as well, and her brothers sliced off of their mother. She was sold into slavery to serve as a slave soldier in the Octarian Army, because it was illegal not to. We met when we were 11, and I was going to participate in my very first Turf War battle ever, and I was joined by 3 barely troubled teenagers, Brandon, Perez and Steve. And little did any of us realize that the other team had a name of their own and were a gang of a bunch of known criminals, known as "The Killer Ink", the tournament happened, and they treated my teammates as if they were any other player, but Jhaelyn, their leader, personally pursued me, he caught up to me, pull out his illegally modified Splat Roller, and WHACKED me straight out of the battle area. I landed in Octarian Territory, impacted the landing in enemy ink, BADLY burning my rear side, and Lexi found me, she saved me, but not without considering whether I should perish or not, she regarded my state of defenselessness, and she regarded that it was illegal to let an extra-terrestrial trespasser live, and she said "forget the rule", leading herself into Oblivion. She got me to safety as fast as she could, struggling because she was complaining that I was "heavy", and we had a conversation in the hospital room she paid for, and when we left, Inkopolis was pissed at me.