NormalBear
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Just a silly thing I started to ponder as I waited for ages for the last person to join to start a match.
The cast of characters in splatoon and what you Feel their age is. This is clearly non-canon and I have no idea if they Ever mention any bio material but this is what I feel out how they are and my reasoning:
-Annie: 22. because she seems like she is college age or right out of college, she may have a shy demeanor n all but feel like she's been around and is an adult, just seldom got out of her comfort zone. (No idea on Moe because he's a Fish...like a real life fish but can float in air)
-Jelonzo: 27. Seems like a chill guy who's been around the block seems like the type who you assume he's younger but be shocked to see his license because of how he would be the laid back party guy type.
-Crusty Sean: Late 30's early 40s: The way he talks it's SO easy to see this guy having a wife and kids, being the older guy but still tries to be hip because of his clientele. Can also imagine he's self aware of his dorky attempts at being cool and that's why everyone is cool with him.
-Sheldon: 17/18: I have this weird vibe he's some sort of weapons prodigy kid or that his upbringing got him weapons obsessed at a strangely early age. Not sure why.
-Callie: 22. Marie: 20. It fits not so sure why...although chances are they are teen pop idols I feel because we have their backstory of making it big, it sounds past tense which could mean currently they're older now. And being "newscaster" job-wise makes it feel they are adults. Marie seems the younger to me because her more calm personality.
-Cuttlefish: 70s. Pretty sure he's old maybe even Older. Straight forward eh?
-Spyke: 28. Feel like he's Slightly older mature dude and why all the Ladies love him. And he generally has the vibe of that guy you meet in college who's a Bit older than you and is super chill.
This is just my ramblings, What's Yours? You can ballpark it. I know it's established Inklings are all 14-16ish but I assume these other characters are actually adults. whatever. my own "head canon" or whatever...
The cast of characters in splatoon and what you Feel their age is. This is clearly non-canon and I have no idea if they Ever mention any bio material but this is what I feel out how they are and my reasoning:
-Annie: 22. because she seems like she is college age or right out of college, she may have a shy demeanor n all but feel like she's been around and is an adult, just seldom got out of her comfort zone. (No idea on Moe because he's a Fish...like a real life fish but can float in air)
-Jelonzo: 27. Seems like a chill guy who's been around the block seems like the type who you assume he's younger but be shocked to see his license because of how he would be the laid back party guy type.
-Crusty Sean: Late 30's early 40s: The way he talks it's SO easy to see this guy having a wife and kids, being the older guy but still tries to be hip because of his clientele. Can also imagine he's self aware of his dorky attempts at being cool and that's why everyone is cool with him.
-Sheldon: 17/18: I have this weird vibe he's some sort of weapons prodigy kid or that his upbringing got him weapons obsessed at a strangely early age. Not sure why.
-Callie: 22. Marie: 20. It fits not so sure why...although chances are they are teen pop idols I feel because we have their backstory of making it big, it sounds past tense which could mean currently they're older now. And being "newscaster" job-wise makes it feel they are adults. Marie seems the younger to me because her more calm personality.
-Cuttlefish: 70s. Pretty sure he's old maybe even Older. Straight forward eh?
-Spyke: 28. Feel like he's Slightly older mature dude and why all the Ladies love him. And he generally has the vibe of that guy you meet in college who's a Bit older than you and is super chill.
This is just my ramblings, What's Yours? You can ballpark it. I know it's established Inklings are all 14-16ish but I assume these other characters are actually adults. whatever. my own "head canon" or whatever...
