Cracked Article: 6 Ways Nintendo Will Save Us From Awful Shooter Video Games

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-nintendo-will-save-us-from-awful-shooter-video-games/

"I was raised in the woods by first-person shooters, and those woods were just a blocky texture on invisible walls. I evolved from a mammal-mouse driving Doomed dinosaur keyboard-aimers to extinction. I've selected the greatest gun in gaming history. I played Blood back when blinking counted as attempted suicide. I've been shooting for so long I remember when Duke Nukem was a good game. And with all of my years of shooting people's faces clean off, on every platform imaginable, I can tell you that not only is the Wii U's Splatoon a great game ... it's a literal savior."


Sadly looking at the comments - people don't seem to understand that it's the Mechanics of Splatoon which are the main selling point. Painting, Squidding, Using Unique Weapons, Traversing, Teleporting from a hot spot to safe beacon etc.
 

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I was expecting something awful from a cracked article but that was actually a pretty good read.
 

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