Finish The Sentence!

[Neko :D]

Hello!!!!
So, he rules of this game is VERY simple. I'm sure you have guessed what they are by reading the thread title, however, I will explain anyway.
RULES:
Someone will type an unfinished sentence and the next person finishes it however they would like as well as adding another unfinished sentence.
It doesn't matter how many blanks there are, so go crazy with blanks!!

I will go first (duh)

I just saw 50 ________ outside my house. Send ________________________.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

I just saw 50 houses outside my house. Send more houses (this is unreasonably funny to me right now)


Why does Splatoon have to have such good ______? I liked it better when ____________.

 

[Algae]

Why does Splatoon have to have such good respawn times? I liked it better when I had only one point to paint from.

Waiter! Waiter! This ______ _______ like someone spilled ______ in my favorite food, _______!

 

[Neko :D]

Waiter! Waiter! This Jack Frost like person just spilled toxic waste in my favorite food, paella!
(Jeez, that was difficult and I still don't know if I did it right. Good job :D)

My friend said the floor was _______, so I ____________.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

My friend said the floor was covered in AIDS, so I levitated over it.

Democracy should be abolished and I should become supreme leader of my country because ________.

 

[OCTöHEAD]

Democracy should be abolished and I should become supreme leader of my country because you can't spell Manchester without Man.

You've got to make a statement.
You've got to look inside yourself and say:
"_____________"

 

[Algae]

You've got to make a statement.
You've got to look inside yourself and say:
"This 'little Jimmy' is not a 'funny annelid'".

Waiter! Waiter! This Jack Frost like person just spilled toxic waste in my favorite food, paella!

Honestly, I was thinking of "[thing] [tastes or smells] as if someone..."

The ____ played like ____ but within ____ it's my favorite ____ of the year.

 

[OCTöHEAD]

Lohi pelasi kuin hölmö, mutta ämpäriin se on vuoden suosikkiateriani.
ohyeah this wasn't Finnish the sentnce haha

The salmon played like a fool but within the bucket it's my favorite meal of the year.

oki here's another one

You are not immune to _____.

 

[TRUE NUCKA]

You are not immune to One or more players disconnected shortly after the battle began. Disconnected players will be assigned a loss, but the battle will not count for players who remained connected.

_______ is the worst line I've ever heard from any kind of media ever.

 

[Algae]

"This continues the earlier films' theme of family connection" is the worst line I've ever heard from any kind of media ever.

Those _____ we see here ________________! So _________ are not extinct!!!