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Happiness Research Lab - Fanfic about Mr. Grizz's plotting days

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Hi, I just randomly decided to make a story about Mr. Grizz (Bear #03)... and about his days on earth. THIS IS ALL BASED OFF OF SPLATOON 3'S ALTERNA LOGS (I made up some of the stuff myself, some is not true) soooooo here it is ^^
 

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Eons after a spaceship had left earth, the spaceship crashed back into its home planet. Unfortunately, there was only one survivor. Somehow maintaining his consciousness through deep hibernation, an experimental subject had survived for 12,000 years. And this subject was a bear. Bear #03. When Bear #03 had emerged, he had discovered that there were no humans walking along the planet's grounds. Instead, there were odd humanoid creatures roaming free. What were these peculiar creatures? And where are the humans and other creatures? What about mammals? Where have they gone? And most importantly, what were these things? Bear #03 decided to flee underground, away from these horrid squid or octopus-human hybrids.
 

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Fortunately for Bear #03, he found a place dubbed Alterna, a mysterious shattered civilization. Unfortunately for Bear #03, it was deserted, and also trashed with mysterious glass shards. As well as that, there was a rocketship stuck in the domes’ roof. Bear #03 decided to repair the facilities, every seven of them. On the last facility, Bear #03 decided to use it as the space hangar, which would store the rocketship he found on the roof. He decided to name all of the facilities, after what he would use them for. But never mind that. Bear #03 wanted mammals. And he wanted them fast. Bear #03 decided to make an ooze that used his own fur, as well as the glass shards he found scattered around. This ooze could turn anything living into a mammal! He would call this substance Fuzzy Ooze. But there was one more vital ingredient. Golden Eggs. But how would he get these eggs?
 
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Bear #03 decided to secretly make unsuspecting human - squid or octopus hybrids go on missions to retrieve golden eggs. He would make a company called Grizzco, which would be a facility where you go out, do your job, then get paid handsome wages. Bear #03 would go under the name Mr. Grizz and communicate through a rigged wooden bear statue with audio recordings programmed into it.


(・(ェ)・)

Though, how would people find Grizzco? Where would his headquarters be? Bear #03 decided to continue planning Grizzco, and figure out a prime source of the golden eggs. He researched this, and soon discovered that golden eggs are contained in a species called Boss Salmonids. These Salmonids swarm at the shores, and it has been a problem for 50 years. Grizzco would soon be initiated into an unoccupied building in Inkopolis Plaza, right next to the lobby.

(・(ェ)・)

A couple years later, Grizzco was thriving! Bear #03 was making so much progress in his Fuzzy Ooze manufacturing. But Bear #03 was not thriving, in fact he just walked around Alterna moping. He was depressed and lonely. He wanted more mammals to hang with. Bored, he went back to the ship he originally crashed on to look for any potential survivors or artifacts. Though, he did turn it into a work site for Grizzco, so he had to destroy it to find his shipwreck. After hours of digging, he finally found a… thing. What was this thing? Well it looked like a human - octopus hybrid, but more if an octopus tentacle had legs. Plus a face. And if it was on a vehicle. Thing. What is it? He still had no idea. Bear #03 decided to tap it on the head. The vehicle thing spat a floating ball of… paint? Ink? What was it? He decided to bring it home.

(・(ェ)・)


Later that night, he heard rustling, so naturally, Bear #03 went to see what it was. He saw the very same… thing. But this time, it was the thing x10,000 in various forms, some with sunglasses, or some with little helicopter hats. Bear #03 needed something to do with them. He still felt depressed. He wondered dark thoughts, like "Maybe I should withdraw their happiness from them” and “I should use them as protection for intruders." And Bear #03 did exactly that. He took out the happiness of the most cheerful tentacle-things and transformed it into something that is pure evil, a serum that has only happiness liquefied in it, a drink that you would only drink in horrid times; a drink that only madmen would drink. But Bear #03 drank it anyway.
 

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Oops, haven't posted in a long time, sorry. (not part of story)
 

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