Hiya Inklings!

[Glitch]

H͟el͘l̸o̧!̷ I͢'̴m̵ ̸G͜l͟it̶c̛h̢ and́ I͜ spe͡ci̕alize̷ ͢i̡n t̕he ̡K͢ra͟k̷ ̕o̶n̕ ҉Şpla҉t ro̸lļer ̶ànd͠ ̷S̴p̨lat ̨C͞harg̴e͡r.̵
I͘'m re̴lati͞velỳ ne̴w͢ t̸o ̸t̢h͜e͠ ͡ga҉me̶ ̷h͞a͘ve̢n͘'̧t̵ e͡ve̴n̶ ̸ha̛d i͜t ̧a͠ fu̧ll̀ ̷w̴ee͟k ̵yet̸ bu̕t ̸I̢ ̛pla͢n̷ ͡t͝o͞ sta̧y in҉t̛o̵ ҉ìt :)̴

 

[DarkGold777]

Hello, and welcome to Squi-

*ERROR. THERE IS A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM. PLEASE TRY ACCEPTING WELCOME LATER.*

(Oh, and you may want to tone it down with the fancy characters and harsh color; it's a little irritating on the eyes.)