Inkling Top 40 Songs

[AnonymousSquidKid]

Post your best puns about songs here!

 

[GreatGateway]

Nightfish -

(Finding) Nemo
S Master
Inkmaginerium
Dark Chest of Woomy


Bon Jelly -

It's my rank
Who says you can't go back to spawn?
Born to be my Woomy

(And I'm struggling now xD)

 

[Olly0014]

Another one booyahs the dust

 

[AnonymousSquidKid]

Dodge rolling in the deep.
A billion and one points to go.
99 bottles of ink on the wall.
Inking out loud.
The octo valley of life.

 

[Mr. Squiggly Squid]

ROADSQUID PEARL - MARINA'S NOT HOT
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Pearl: OK, OG Pearl y'all. Hey Marina, turn the frickin' music down
Marina: YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Pearl: Man... Ice cold baby, POW!
4+4 is 8, minus 5 that's 10... I think...
Everyday I'm on the block, get cooked.
Eat yo food in the car, that food is cake.
When da brush go QUACK QUACK QUACK, you all were ducking.
I'm so fresh. Yeah, you're not.
And when I'm around, I like things CLEAN!
They tell me that I'm dumb, that I never finished school.
Can't spit fire, huh? I'M BURNIN' FOOL!
On the road doin' ten dogs, like my dawgs.
You all though I froze,
When I see some nice cake, then I bite.
If there's no cake, I'M OUT!
HA! look at your face!
WHA? You got touched! Look at your face!
Face lookin' like a splat roller! WHAPWHAPWHAP!
You get me? Marina wish she did...
Marina: Say WHAT Pearl?! All you managed to do was mess my dang studio up!
Pearl: ay it was gettin' hot! Alright look, let's go, POW!
Hop out the 4 door, it's a real snore, it was 1 2 3 and 4!
Chilling' in the frickin' store.
Marie is 44, and she still ain't found her sister.
Let her know... when I see her... I'm gonna say I kissed her!
Splat these fools by force!
Stare at ma forehead by force!
Ya'll know I got the mayo!
No ketchup, JUST MAYO! EXTRA MAYO!!!!!!
POW! YO! WHEEEEEE!!!
Da brush goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOMY, PIP PIP PAP PAP PAP! NGYES YES YES, AND A BWAH BWAH BWAAAAAAAAAAH! HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Pearl throws at jar of mayo at Marina with every ha) SQUIP SQUID.
You done now, OG Pearl! Yo yeah yeah alright! Fire off the hook, you get me? Remember that name, OG Pearl, ha!
I tell 'em remember that name,
People ask me, what's your name?
I say... I CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!!!!!
Man... I'm done.
(Pearl leaves, Marina lays on the ground surrounded by mayo jars)