pencil

[5ㅤㅤ]

every day i log onto comp and i play one weapon. my teammates are like im going to play my new favorite weapon of the week! and i nod and smile as i press a on pencil which is 50 out of 50 matches in my private battle history. i can no longer play any other weapon in the game ive been playing this for like 4 months straight every time i play something else for fun i realize im really bad at it because all i know is pencil. every game i shoot the floor and throw cooler and go 17(15)/4 and we win and i log off and start crying in a corner i cannot do this anymore

 

[plantknowsyourlocation]

backliners stuck in the pencil room rn

 

[jimjonjoe]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of pencil. I try to play Z+F. My pencil gets more paint. I try to play eliter. My pencil gets more assists. I try to play ballpoint. My pencil is more accurate. I don't even try to play nzap. I want to play wiper. Its best team has pencil. I want to play l-3, vshot. They both want pencil.

It grabs me by the throat. I build gear for it. I 5*'d it. I give it special charge. It isn't satisfied. I give it a sticker slot on my splashtag. "I need more than that," it tells me. "Give me more X power". It grabs my slayer and shoves a tacticooler down their throat. "You need to give me more paint. I can get more value with more specials."

I can't paint for more coolers, spawn is already painted. It goes into mid. Fully painted. "Guess this is the end." It hands me a sprinkler. It says, "Who's Thirsty?" There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, unnerfed points for special. What a cruel world