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Salmon Run Haiku

Agent Z

Inkling Commander
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The Entrance
A dark building looms.
This job looks super sketchy.
Best to stay away.

Mr. Grizz
This bear statue speaks.
This is all unexpected.
How does it pay us?


The Salmonids
Vicious, cold, and fierce.
Warriors with frying pans.
What could've made this?

Chub
The generic chub.
The bulk of the Salmonids.
I wish they'd send less...

Smallfry
Tiny, yet vicious.
Speedy, deadly, and small.
Ow! Where'd that come from!?

Cohock
Bigger and badder.
Slowly lumbering towards us.
How'd it get so plump?

Snatcher
Chubs with purple pants.
Time to get those other eggs.
Hey! You give that back!

Steelhead
Scales like tough armor.
Those bombs pack a big wallop.
Let's make them go SPLAT!!

Steel Eel
Run! It's chasing you!
SPLAT!! Saved by a fellow Squid.
Should've watched its back!

Scrapper
Is that an oven?
What an odd choice of armor.
Let's cook this sucker!

Stinger
Look out! A Sting Ray!
So many pots in a stack.
Knock em down to size.

Maws
Lurking in the slime.
It craves Squid, but I wonder...
Does it like bombs too?

Drizzler
Rain rain go away.
Could I have that umbrella?
You won't need it soon.

Flyfish
Ahh! Death from above!
Wow, you have lots of missiles.
Got room for a bomb?

High Tide
Yikes! They got here fast!
Wait a second, something's off.
Where'd all the land go!?

Low Tide
Get to the seashore!
You're on beach patrol now, kid.
Just don't start slacking!

Rush
Suddenly, it's dark.
What are these strange little lights?
OH GOD THAT'S NOT GOOD!!

Fog
Looks like fog rolled in.
It's hard to see anything!
This can't be good guys...

The Griller
Lasers point at us.
Metal pots of slime give chase.
Kick it in the tail!

Cohock Charge
They're at the beaches!
Grab a cannon, you'll need it.
Just watch your ink tank.

Goldie Seeking
Hiding in Gushers.
Pop the lid, go for the gold.
Don't let it escape!

The Mothership
There! Up in the sky!
It's going after the eggs!
Protect the basket!
 

kidsquid17

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*snaps fingers*

great work
 

Yin_

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Ok this explains every though inside my head when I go to salmon run. This is awesome.;)
 

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