Ye ol' splash-o-matic
First, don't remain static!
When the die is cast and the game has started
Move real fast and ink wholehearted
Since your damage is pathatic
Turf is really what you must be coverin'
So many specials that your foes will be sufferin'
Move to mid with a special in toe
So many suction bombs to bring a blow
And keep shooting turf to have another one bufferin'
This is how we will shine
Enemy movement we'll confine
Then stay real still in the turf we have created
To splat...
