Yeah, nice puns.
But that's an accurate description of Spyke's clothing-procurement services too, isn't it? He jacks up the price, then rips you off by dropping the second and third sub-slots and making you pray that you get good rolls on them.
And when you don't, hey, there's someone who's willing to give you another chance to get what you're looking for: it's Spyke again, and all he asks is for a Super Sea Snail in return.
Wot's that? You don't have a Super Sea Snail? You can't even GET a Super Sea Snail because there haven't been any Splatfests yet? That's FINE, love, he'll give you one of his snails to help you out.
For 30,000. And it rerolls ALL the slots, not just the ones you don't like. And there's no guarantee that you'll get anything useful. But don't worry love, you can always come back and try again. For 30,000. Each. Time.
Ika over in my av can show you my reaction to that price with no satisfaction guarantees.
That's quite a lot of cash, yeah? Maybe they could lower the price a bit at some point, maybe just to 20,000 or something. And add a reroll for just one slot, maybe make THAT cost 30,000 (or like 2 Super Sea Snails or something)because it's more valuable.