Weapon Haikus

[Agent Z]

Splattershot Jr.
The most basic one.
It's your very first weapon.
But far from the last.

Splattershot
A classic weapon.
Practical in many fields.
Let's go splat em up!

Roller
Roll up on that turf!
Crush anyone in your way.
Cover every inch.​

Charger
Subtle and skillful.
Watching over your teammates.
Waiting... Waiting... SPLAT!!

Inkbrush
The world's a canvas.
Get up close and personal.
Show your ninja skills.

Slosher
What a mess you've made.
Just spilling ink everywhere.
Buckets are deadly.​

Blaster
Pack a punch with this.
Ink is bursting everywhere.
Explosions for days.

Dualies
Rolling left and right.
Your speed is unmatched, squid kid.
Show off your slick moves.

Aerospray
Speed is all you need.
Spray your colors everywhere.
Just watch your ink tank.

Splattling
Oh, I know these words.
I am heavy weapons squid-
Oh, whoops! Wrong franchise.

Splatbrella
A gentlesquid's choice.
You are your own protection.
Ink Storm? You're prepared.
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I just did the basic ones for a start. I'll do specific weapons too, just ask.

 

[Debbie]

Splattling- in my hands
SPLAT-AT-AT-AT-AT
Oh crud, I have to recharge
Nevermind, I'm dead