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Why does Moray Towers exist

Name: Ink Hose Type: Shooter Range: 80/100 Attack: 5/100 Fire Rate: 100/100 Sub: Disruptor Special: Inkzooka It basically fires an endless stream of ink over a long distance, but each hit does negligible damage.

Can somebody please explain to me why everybody likes Aerospray mains when they're the single most irritating thing to fight in Turf Wars

Nope. Hydra Splatling?

As someone who uses nothing but short-range weapons, I hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE Moray Towers. Every time I go there, I can't help but wonder why they didn't just call it E-Liters: The Map, because that's what it is. I also hate Walleye Warehouse, just because of that ONE. STUPID...

Hi! I'm basically brand new to this game, and I joined this board so that I could get some tips and maybe stop being the worst player ever (seriously, the only weapon I can play even a little bit effectively is the Octobrush). Cheers!