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@Dark Sage Walker the Splattershot Pro used to be my go-to weapon; it was never a great turfing weapon, but the awesomeness of the Ink Storm made up for it. Alas, it hasn't been the same ever since the nerf. Storm is definitely still a strong special, but there are many arguably better weapons...

I used to hate tower control, but it has consistently been my best mode for several months now, so I'd say it's my favorite. Maybe it's just due to the slow movement of the tower, but this mode seems like the one where a team wipe doesn't mean you're 100% screwed. I really really want to like...

I am seriously about to lose my mind playing rank X Splat Zones. It makes me feel like a completely incompetent scrub every single time. I regularly have the least kills, so I know I am a big part of the problem, but my teammates are also CONSTANTLY dead. I don't understand what I'm supposed to...

I have a hard time understanding why people say Splat Zones is the best solo mode and is easiest to rank up in. I find it so incredibly stressful, because often times it feels like you can't make A SINGLE MISTAKE. We can be doing great with a nice lead, we can be choking off all their points of...

Exactly! Other weapons like the slosher spew out a huge amount of paint at once, but you can at least still see the source it's coming from. When Octobrushes are in front of you though, you just can't see a thing. I would so love for them to simply improve visibility when a brush is being swung...

I would argue that the only thing that needs buffing is the Hero Roller's appearance, because that thing sure is ugly! :D

Maybe it'll get better with time, but I've found Goby Arena to be absolutely unbearable in every mode. I love the theme and the look, but the huge flat mid area is so incredibly stressful to me. And why is there so much uninkable area near spawn? And why is it impossible to take back control of...

Lots of great advice, thanks everyone! I've been playing a while this weekend in an effort to try some of these suggestions, but strangely enough, I haven't seen too many brellas yet, even with the release of the Sorella. I kinda expected to see nonstop brellas, chickens, and bomb rushes. I...

@Ansible @Dark Sage Walker I get the feeling I will soon understand all too well why people call it "Camp Triggered Fish"...

I am salty today because for some reason everyone in ranked has decided to try out the tenta brella for their very first time and get a max of 2 splats. I am salty because I did not have a Wii U or Splatoon 1, and every time I start to feel like I'm catching up on my skill & map knowledge in...

For real though :D. When I come up against a good brella player, it seems like they are just impossible to kill. If I shoot, they hold out their shield. If I try moving & juking around them, they kill me the moment I've stopped shooting. I know ideally I should ambush a brella who's looking a...

I hated it so much at first. For some reason I usually have good luck with Rainmaker on this stage though. Not sure why, but I'll take it! Scoring on these stages is quite the chore. I've started to have some success using ink jet weapons on them though. Even if I'm not doing a lot of scoring...

Very similar experience for me in ranked. If I check my wins in splatnet, I am forever cycling between 20 & 30. Once I'm around 20, I start racking up lots of wins. My opponents often have lower ranks than me at this time. I'm also more likely to get a really good player who carries me at this...

Clam Blitz is often a miserable mode in general, but this map makes the mode more unbearable than any other in my experience. If you try to defend your own goal, your team will never score a point. If you try to score through the normal "tree" side, the entry point is so small it's rare to make...

Me: Yay, I'm one win away from ranking up to a lowly S+4 in Rainmaker. I've had some bad luck the last few matches (for example, a charger with the most deaths and the least kills on my team) so this is my last chance, but I've got a good feeling this time around. Let's do this! Matchmaking...